Once upon a time there was a weirdo named Charlie who dated 21 girls. He ate other Charlies and liked it a lot. And every time he ate a Charlie he burped. Charlie had big blue and brown eyes and a friend named Carl. And ate him too and liked it a lot. Carl is inside Charlie's stomach trying to get out. He was venturing and found a whole lot of GUMMY BEARS! He opened the package of gummy bears and shoved it up his throat! It killed Carl and when he came back to life he was in Slenderman's woods! And it turns out he was at his wedding with Slenderman. A llama named Paco ran into the wedding, kidnapped Carl and ran away. And hid him in a GIANT chocolate cake! Surprise! That's not chocolate. He died of suffocation. Or Not! Just kidding! A squid pulled him out before he could die. The llama saw this and the llama and the squid were fighting over Carl and Carl ended up looking like a stretched out rubber band. Charlie found the llama and the squid and ate them. The End (Or Not!) Dun Dun Duuunnnnn!
I am so sorry. Me and my friend Ruby decided to make a book of random and funny stories. She doesn't have wattpad so we're putting the stories on my account. I CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS! I SWEAR! -Lady Lee
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Based on a Totally Not True Story
HumorStories made by me and my friends because we're freaking weird like that! Don't let the cover fool you, I ran out of pictures. Enjoy or Not!
