Based on a Totally Not True Story

Meanwhile in the Woods

One day a man was walking in the woods. That's when he met Nonalisa. She was eating a sandwich with Blondielox who was fighting a skunk. Charlielox was punching a tree, thinking she was in minecraft. So Nonalisa threw an apple at her head. The man ran over, stole the apple, and ate it.  Blondielox tries to eat me for eating her apple. Nonalisa just sits and watches the 'show'. Those two were teleported to a Hunger Games arena and they tied. Then they were teleported to minecraft. The man died by choking on a blocky apple. All of them screamed, "WHO LIKE MINECRAFT?!", and were chased by creepers.  And they ren off a cliff. Nonalisa broke her leg and said, "I'm going to heaven! While you stay here! HA!" Charlielox grabbed her ghost, tied it to a string, and yelled, "Ha! Now you're my balloon!", and gave it to a creeper who exploded and before Nonalisa could float away, Charlielox grabbed the string. "Dang! Hold this for me please!", she yelled and ran off looking for a squid. Blondielox took the balloon thingy and started playing tag with a tree... which she ran into...and it fell on top of her. Then Nonalisa laughed until her head exploded and became a creeper and exploded them all to bits. They all became Enderwomans and chased Steve through the woods until they killed him. Then they went on a hunt to find Herobrine until they found him and put apples in his eyes. He was hiding in the Nether. He started walking backwards and reciting Twilight, then fell in lava. Then they were teleported back to the forest. "Why was he reciting Twilight? Doctor Who is way cooler!" Blondielox said. "Agreed!" Nonalisa said while stuffing her face with cake. "Hey! I want some cake too!" Charlielox yelled and tackled her while Blondielox was chanting "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" and eating cake. They stopped fighting, looked over to see Blondielox ate all the cake while they were fighting. So they tied her to a tree and put an apple in her mouth and started shooting arrows. Thankfully, they all suck at archery and missed, so they just went up to her and smacked her. "Ow." And then they just started laughing for no reason. They untied her and they all started rolling around on the ground laughing. And then...a pig appeared! Dun Dun Duuun! He oinked and they all died to lightning.

Lady Lee: So we end there?

Ruby:  Yes! The most perfect ending!

Lady Lee: We should play that game more often. That was fun!

Ruby: Yep!

Both: Hope you enjoyed our stupid game story! Bye!