Bad Idea// Tywin Lannister

Under your skin?

'Are you calling my beauty in acquired taste?' Oberyn asked

'That's quite all right lover, more for you.' Elliana said

'Your loss.' Oberyn told the man

'Do you like boys and girls?' the male whore asked.

'Both,' oberyn told him simply 'Does that surprise you?' Oberyn questioned

'Most people have a preference.' the man answered

'And everyone is missing half the world's pleasure.' Oberyn smirked 'if the gods made that,' he pointed to Elliana 'and the gods made this,' he smack the man's ass 'when it comes to war I fight for Dorne, when it comes to love I do not choose sides.'

'I hope I have as much stamina as you do when I'm your age.'

'What are you 25?' Oberyn asked

'children.' Elliana answered

'Someday if you are lucky you will wake up and realize you are old but that pretty ass of yours will sag your belly will grow soft you will grow gray hairs and hair will sprout from your ears,' oberyn told him, 'and no one will want you anymore make sure you fucked your fill before that day.'

'And you?' he countered.

'He is a prince of Dorne,' Elliana reminded him. 'men and women are going to line up to fuck him until the day he dies.' Elliana told them confidently crawling over the man to get to Oberyn

'they will all have to line up behind you.' Oberyn said as he kissed Elliana, but the sudden opening of doors boots stomping on the ground pull them apart.

'Prince Oberyn.' Tywin remarked.

'Lord Tywin.' Oberyn said, Elliana made no effort to move.

'May we have the room?' Tywin asked stiffly, he didn't like these establishments, Oberyn looked up his Paramore.

'Call if you need me lover.' she said as the whores cleared out of the room

'Would you like to sit?' Oberyn asked

'No thank you.' Tywin said he wondered if this was what Emmy did in her spare time or if she was only occupying his bed.

'Some wine?' Oberyn asked

'No thank you.'

'I'm sorry about your grandson.' Oberyn remarked

'Oh thank you.' Tywin said as an afterthought

'I don't believe that the child is responsible for the sins of his father or his grandfather.' Oberyn said pouring himself a glass 'what an awful way to die.'

'Which way is that?'

'Are you interrogating me Lord Tywin?' Oberyn questioned.

'Some believe the king choked.'

'Some people believe the sky is blue because we live inside the I have a big white giant.' Oberon countered 'the king was poisoned'

'I hear you studied poisons at the citadel.' Tywin remarked.

'I did... as did my sister.' Oberyn confirmed 'this is why I know.'

'Your hatred for my family as well known you arrive at the capital with your experts and poisoning and now my grandson dies a poison..'

'That is suspicious. Did you interrogate Emmy as well before you fucked her or was it after?' oberyn mused. Tywin scoffed. 'Why on earth would my sister be sharing your bed if she did not like you Lannister is at least a little bit and who am I to get in the way of passion and desire... Killing him would mess that up for her and she seems... happy.' Oberyn told him, we also need to figure out a way to get what they wanted their revenge so they needed to work the castle Emmy was doing that a bit more than Oberyn but still he had his role to play the time will come.

'Lord Tyrion was in this brothel the very day that you arrived.' Tywin went on, trying to keep the edge from his voice. 'what did you discuss?'

'Do you think we can spired together?'

'What did you discuss?'

'The death of my sister again not the one that you've had your cock buried into.' Oberyn told him.

'You blame me? you sister doesn't seem.' Tywin remarked.

'She was raped and murdered by the mountain.' Oberyn reminded him 'the mountain follows your orders of course I blame you.'

'Well here I stand unarmed unguarded... Your sister doesn't seem to think so she does not carry the same desire for revenge as you?'

'She believes Everyone is innocent until given proof... Apparently she does not deem you a threat... You are unarmed in unguarded because you know me better than that.' Oberyn told him. 'I am a man of reason if I cut your throat today I would be thrown in court tomorrow. That would sadden my sister dearly and you don't want to see her upset.'

'Men make all sorts of crimes without their superiors knowledge.' Tywin remarked

'I would like to speak to the mountain' oberyn told him

'I'm sure he would like to speak to you.' Tywin informed him.

'Maybe not as much as you think he would.' Oberyn remarked

'I could arrange for this meeting...'

'But you want something in return.' Oberyn remarked

'There will be a trial for my son as custom dictates there will be three judges who render a verdict I will resign mace Tyrell will be the second and I invite you to be the third.' Oberyn told him.

'Why?'

'Not long ago the Tyrell sided with Renly Baratheon they declare themselves enemies of the throne now they are our strongest allies.'

'Trading the Tyrells for a queen... You're asking me to judge your son's trials is quite extensive.' Oberyn told him.

'I would also invite you to sit on the small council.' He knew keeping Oberyn here would keep Emmy here and he liked that idea very much enough to put up with Oberyn's antics. 'to serve as one of the new kings principal devices'

'I never realized you had such respect for Dorne.' Oberyn remarked. 'or perhaps it is just my sister getting under your skin?'

'We are not the seven kingdoms until dorne returns to the fold the king is dead the Greyjoys are an open rebellion an army marches upon the wall and in the east a Targaryen girl has three dragons... Not for long she will turn her eyes to Westeros and only the Dornish were able to turn against Aegon and his dragons.' Tywin reminded him.

'You are saying you need us?' Oberyn said 'that must be hard for you to admit.'

'We need each other.' Tywin corrected 'you help me serve justice to the kings assassin and I will help you serve justice to yours...'