Dear Drama,

Gym Drama

Dear Drama,

April 30, 2015

So today at school I had gym and I just have one comment. What the Fuck?! I don't understand life at all I mean I never knew it was this complicated I mean seriously! So in gym today my teacher decided we were going to do basketball which I freakin' hate no matter what happens in my day whether it's good or bad I hate it in general. Plus baseball, I know throw rocks at me kill me with bricks but that's not the point right now.

My gym teacher tries and when I say tries to I mean tries to put us in teams for basketball it breaks down like shit. He picks out like six people, three boys and three girls. So I think to myself ok these are pretty good people to have on a team and once all six of them started picking their team I noticed this one girl that I can't absolutely stand. I mean honestly one word out of her mouth is like being stabbed in throat a hundred times, never being able to SHUT UP. I panic because she doesn't do sports what so ever and that team would have gone downhill real fast. The gym teacher eventually fixes the teams and guess whose team I'm on, that's right that lovely annoying girl that can't take a hint. Once I look at all the rest of the teams and look back at mine I noticed that the teams are totally not fair. What the hell!

And tell me this please drama is why do gym teachers think that girls are automatically terrible at sports and how they obviously think that we are fragile and delicate and that we always need a man to help us? Umm excuse me? I don't think that men helped us get into the army to fight off fuckin' enemy soldiers, I don't think that men push a live breathing human out of their vagina. Oh that's right men have a penis so they are physically incapable of doing that. Eventually the games ended, thank God! And all was right with the world. I was kicking soccer balls and running around till I notice that Bitch, slut, whore, drama queen or whatever want to call her was making a boy hide in a soccer goal. Talk about total girl dominance. But what she was doing wasn't right. At least I didn't think it was. So I guess the little basketball games weren't so bad but it's definitely something I wouldn't recommend. AT ALL!

To me that was the best gym class all year because usually somebody ends up crying by the middle of class or someone starts pouting. Get a grip you're old enough to hold tears in your face holes. So thanks drama for not giving us your worse but still fuck your shitty drama I am tired of it.

Your #1 Fan,

@Walking_0n_Stars