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Charas room was quiet good despite being dead for quiet a while maybe beacuse tori dosent want to forget him you feel sadness for her but chose to mind your own business since you knew that tori wouldn't want you to pry to her own family and your not really a child you may look like one but you really have a mind of a a 28 year old adult since coming into undertale you hope this is the original timeline and not a copy since that would make it a bit trouble some since you just got here you know how to jump through fun value you also learned that you couldn't reset nore save like the original player that's good you dont want to make undertale a living hell as you where more deep in thought tori walks in the room

""My child come with me some pie is ready""

"Yes mom"

Tori was shocked by you calling her mom her look was full of shock you could only tilt your head in confusion and raise a brow since you know why she was acting that was she had the biggest smile on her face as she bent down and gave you a hug a warm and soft one you liked it alot since you missed the warmth of your parents you missed them alot you knew you could never go back unless you became more stronger then you where to go to the real world you know it's possible but for now it's not so after that warm hug toril holds your hand and leads you in the kitchen where the pie is you had a big smile as you ate a slice of the pie you now feel jealous frisk chara and asriel got to eat this pie after you finished you left the seat as tori was in the library reading the most good book called fun facts about

SNAILS

You never know why she started to read it but you needed to leave you wanted to see more since you wanted to meet more monsters you have practical been friendly to the small monsters you went up to tori and gave her another hug

"I'm sorry toril but I'm not the human you have been waiting for don't worry I'm just going to pick up..everything  you lost I'll be back"

As you said those words you teleport down stairs and open the purple door as you see lots and lots of snow outside from it you smile from memories from playing undertale on your computer when you where alive as you start walking you walk past a branch and hear it snap you turn arround seeing it broken in half you hold in a laugh and make your face look normal as you walk more ahead and at entrance to the bridge you hear heavy foot steps against the snow as it stops behind you as you turn arround and shake the person's hand hear a fart sound of the old famous sound as you hear laughter

""Ah the old whopie cosin in the hand trick it never gets old wait...you knew..you turned arround and shock my hand before..I.. told you..""

"Maybe its just your imagination? I'm just sooo good at sensing people and knowing if people are behind me?"

Sans looked at you for a while his smiles in a kind of frown as he looks at your face that showed nothing as he started smileing again and shrugs

""I'm sans sans the skeleton you
Know im suppose to be on guard for humans...but for you..I can make a exception but my bro he's a human hunting fanatic but he's to knife he won't even hurt a fly oh and I think that's him up ahead follow me""

As you follow him through the gates you see a tall skeleton with his back turned wait for someone

""Quick! Behind that conveniently shaped lamp""

You complying went behind the lamp as you see the tall skeleton turn arround and walk fast to sans

SANS! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! YOU STILL HAVENT RECALIBRATED YOUR PUZZLES WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?

*you cover your ears on how loud he is you know who he is but still pretend not to know but sans is going to be difficult to pretend to since he can read expressions easily*

""Yeah sorry paps I'm just staring at this lamp want to look as well?""

NO SANS! WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES HERE I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN THEN I THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL GET EVERYTHING I UTTERLY DESERVE RESPECT...RECOGNITION AND I ILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD

""Maybe this lamp will help you?""

SANS! YOUR NOT HELPING YPU LAZYBONES ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BONEDOGGLE YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY DAY

""Hey take it easy I've done a TON of work today...a skele-TON""

*you snicker and hold in a chuckle as you watch as you see sans turn to you and wink as his smile grows a bit*

SANS!!!

WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME HAVE TO DO SO MUCH TO GET RECOGNITION

""Wow it seems your really working your self...down to the BONE""

*you feel like your mouth and body is going to lose it from the jokes as your snickers are a bit louder but not enough for pap to hear*

I SHALL GO ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES..AS FOR YOU WHY DONT YOU PUT A LITTLE MORE BACK-BONE INTO IT

*as papyrus leaves you can't hold it in any more and fall on the snow laughing tears holding your stomach as sans just watches in amusement and happiness*

"G..g..God what was thaT!"

""It's called "puns" sweetheart and you seems to enjoy them""

*your laughter died down immediately as you look at sans as he chuckles and looks at your eyes as you do to his what you didn't know was that your face fealt hot but didn't notice as you stand up and feel your face as your cheeks get hotter as you start feeling your cheeks you use your sweater and hide your face in it as he laughs with the little bit of blue on his cheek bones as your cheeks cooldown as you rise your head out and look away*

""Come on kid u-""

"Up ahead you will met me up ahead right?"

*sanses bone brow raised as he looks at you closely as he stares at you with his white eye pricks closely as he chuckles again*

""Your really are a NUT-head""

*you tilted your head a bit untill sudden you realise what he just did he just made a pun and flirted on you...*

*it was SUPER effective as your face fealt like it's was burning it practically was as your cheeks where dark red as you seat down on the snow pull your legs close to your face and cover your face with arms as you were so hot sans was laughing hard before wipeing a fake tear*

""Heheheh come on I'll go with you and you seem to know more then you let on butttt we can chat about that latter..but..can you do me a solid can you show yourself to my brother it would make his day..thanks""

*as he finishes talking he just stands there you stand up still having a hard time to calm down but tilt your head at sans as he winks at you and vanishes*

"Dumb skeleton..."

Tbc

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