Judge: Why were you arrested.
Man: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that not a crime. Anyway, how early were you shopping.
Man: Before the shop opened.
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Joke:
Judge: Why were you arrested.
Man: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that not a crime. Anyway, how early were you shopping.
Man: Before the shop opened.