It all started in spring. The cherry blossom were fucking blossoming. Eveyone was looking even more kawii than before, especially senpai Obama-sama. He had just walked by, his grey-black hair shimmering like a wet dog's. His giant ears, which let's be honest, he could probably use them to fly. He was dreamy. But senpai didn't notice me! He just walked onto to class. Luckily we had a couple of hours together.
In first hour I sat directly behind him! His buetiful back, he allawys smelled like freedom and no gun control. I loved it. Suddenly my daydreaming was interrupted by Ms. Ogre. Our dumb history teacher. He said something pointing to both me and Broccoli Obobo, he walked off mutt4ering something about 'onions' and 'layers'. It didn't know what he said but Barack turned arounf and said "Apparently we're partners on this test." SENPAI ACTUALLY NORICED ME !!!1!! omgfg. My heart began to pump like a train's!! AHHH
Then, the bell rang, we had no time to work on our project in class, and IT WS DUE TOMORROW! I began to sweat vodka, because that's what a true Russian would do. "Noo!" I said, putting my hands on my head, "WHT R WE GONNA DO !" I asked cutely to O-sama. "Come to my house after scho, den we can work on our project there." He said, getting up and walking out of class.
II then grabbed my bag and left school, because like any trie teen romqance the's only one hour in school. WHAT'S AN EDUCTION ANYWAY??? I drove home on my Ritz Cracker, elated. I was going over SENPAI'S HOUSE!
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A Cold War- A Vladimir PutinxBarack Obama Fanfiction
RomanceAmerica and Russia haven't always seen eye to eye. Nor have their leaders. Will these two find true love? Or will it all crumble to ashes? (A.N.- Been on the internet since I was five)
