Moonlit (Konosuba x Male Reader) [LONG UPDATE]

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WARNING! UNCENSORED LANGUAGE!

Y/N POV

Y/N: "Hmm... Where The Fuck Am I?"

LITERALLY 15 SECONDS AGO(FLASHBACK)

Waiting for the lights to turn green, saw a girl running on the road, saw truck-kun trying to hit the girl, ran to her, pushed her, got hit by truck-kun instead, blacked out, end of discussion.

(END OF FLASHBACK)HAD TO FREAKING RE-READ OTHER STORIES SUCH AS DXD, DANMACHI, AND KONOSUBA JUST TO FIND AN (END OF FLASHBACK) SHITS ಠ_ಠ

Y/N: "Ah... i died... wait... MY HENTAI COLLECTION THAT I BOUGHT!!!"

And thats when i realized, i fucked up...

???/???: "What..?"

I looked at the sudden unfamiliar voice that came from my side, apparently there was a guy in a green tracksuit with brown hair, and a women with light blue hair and eyes. As how they sit is already known they were talking as i see some small tears from the womens eyes.

Women: "Ah, Y/N L/N-san, Unfortunately you passed away moments ago. Your life was a short one, But you are, in fact, Dead."

Y/N: "You mean... dead dead?"

The women nodded, as i began to tremble, not out of sadness, but regret, why?

Y/N: 'Are you kidding me..? if, if i hadnt bought that new hentai video, would i had lived? no, if i wasnt there the girl would have been the one dead right now, i died heroicly eh?'

BY THE WAY THIS FONT IS YOUR You: 'Thoughts' AND THIS IS YOU You: Talking YOU GET IT NOW?

Women: My name is Aqu-

Guy: Hi, names Satou Kazuma.

Y/N: Yo Satou Kazuma-san, names Y/N L/N.

Women: ...My name is A-

Kazuma: By the way how did you die?

Y/N: Got hit by Truck-kun, you?

The newly man named Kazuma flinched at those words as the women laugh loudly, making you look like her.

Women: WAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA! YEAH ABOUT THAT! HE THOUGHT HE DIED FROM A TRUCK TOO BUT ACTUALLY DIED FROM SHOCK WHILE HE PEED ON HIS OWN PANTS!

Kazuma: S-Shut up!

Y/N didnt laugh nor chuckle, however he only closed his eyes and sighed in disappointment.

Y/N: As much as i want to laugh i cant since...

Y/N narrowed his eyes to the Women.

Y/N: This "God" is laughing how this "Mortal" Die?

The Women quickly stopped her laughing and Kazuma looked at me like i was something called "Brother". And the Women sighed.

Women: At least let me have some fun, ive vented enough for now anyways. My name is Aqua, im a goddess who guides humans who die young to the afterlife.