regrets, regrets, and wha?

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holy shid 300+ views in a month? thanks bros B3!! ALSO FIREYS GONNA READ WATTPAD SMUT (?????) cuz why not?? this fic is more of a close up of fireys thoughts throughout the year between IDFB and BFB btw, more of idfb but like yaaaaAA?? . IM SORRY THE "WHA" IN THE TITLE GIVES ME WOODY VIBES .

fireys pov real??! ANYWAYS WARNING VERY HORNY FIREY WARNING

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i ran to my room and quickly ate a yoyleberry and cried. crying felt good to me. i cant really cry in my non metal form. but i didnt make me feel completely better. thats when i heard Gelatin come.                               

"hello? you in there smokey?"          "yeah."

he came in. he told me closed early or smth idk. i really didnt listen.                                                                 "hey i know something thatll make you feel better, i search myself up on Google and look at the fan art, since you won Dream Island you must be well known, so you should try! ill be heading out with Pen since he owes me two hundred vigintillion dollars. cya!                                                           i really didnt know what to do, ill just take his advice i guess..                                                                                like i said, i searched me up. "Firey BFDI"

all the fan art really made me feel better. i especially like the ones where i slapped or brutally killed Coiny hehe.. huh whats this? why is there so many pictures of me and Leafy? awh they arent that bad- HOLY SHIT WHY IS LEAFY LICKING MY FEET... uh anyways.. they were cute. me and leafy holding hands aw. i wish we can do that. never mind that ill just check the wiki about me. comments are the best.                                                                                                                                                   "firey is such a cool contestant, he deserved Dream Island!"       

"Firey is my favorite contestant!"   thats when i got ahead of myself and well, looked for any mentions of Leafy.                                                                    

"its so sad what Firey did to Leafy in bfdia! it really ruined fireafy :("                                                               fireafy? whats that..? (bro rlly never heard of his own ship) i quickly searched it up in confusion and to see a whole bunch of fanfics, fan art, and smut. ok dont wanna sound like a hypocrite since i shame Coiny for being a smut over load, but they werent half bad. my body clicked on them without me thinking. oh god. thats when i saw the fanfic. read it or dont read it? read it or dont read it? BURN THOSE THOUGHTS. ILL READ IT. 


OK THIS IS WHERE THE REAL REAL NASTY POOP COME IN SORRY, SKIP IF NEEDED ;w;

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Firey and Leafy, has both just ate a yoyle berry. together, they were in a closet (looks like objects wear clothes now) originally, they were playing hide and seek, they had been hiding for the past two hours and no one has found them. per usual Leafy had brought yoyle berries with her. they both ate it when hungry. thats when Leafy had an idea. no one will see them right? the leaf climbed on top of the metal flame. she was moving her body up and down. the flame, blushing harder than you can imagine gently put the leaf back in place. "thats not pg leafs" the flame smirked"                                                                                                                                                                                           ok thats enough of wattpad for me- me smirking? nahh you got the wrong flame.                                 *door knocking* 

"FIREYYYY IM BACKKKK"

OH SHIT HES BACK?! close the laptop, look dumb, open the door. close the laptop, look dumb, open the door. close the laptop, look dumb, open the door.                                                                           

"hey :PP"

"did you break something??"

":3"

"well, its late now. good night?"

":P"



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wut du fuk

sorry for the long wait i have an amazing thing called school!!!

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