heizou × reader
MODERN AU
>wait blue is a she?
>> you didn't know..?
°•in which a blue clues addict is roommates with a sleep deprived, chaos happens every now and then
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RANPO HUSBAND
2:45am
RANPO HUSBAND you ever just wonder what life would be if dogs act out like human
like imagine walking out of your apartment building and a rottweiler greeted you good morning while it drinks coffee😭
RANPO HUSBAND Idk man I think I would've probably just go back inside my house and pretended it never happened you know?
SUGAR MOMMY
heizou it's fucking 3 in the fucking morning
STFU
RANPO HUSBAND :( ~seen at 3:12
13:57pm
SUGAR MOMMY can you pick me up😀
it's flooding here in my building ion wanna get my clothes wet.
RANPO HUSBAND don't you have an umbrella ://
audacity of you to say that to me
WHEN YOU JUST SEEN MY 3AM MESSAGE😞😞😞
SUGAR MOMMY you replied to : don't you have an umbrella:// I WONT BE ASKING YOU IF I DID
PLS JUST PICK ME UP , ILL BUY YOU KFC 🙁🙁🙁 delivered
BITCH delivered
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you groaned when heizou left you on delivered, kicking some random rock you found on to ground, you were thinking how you'll get home while not getting wet.
getting lost in thought you didn't realize someone was getting near behind your back.
"hey"
the voice said, causing you to jump from the surprise, you turned around and saw your dorm mate holding an umbrella.
"ah, you bitch! don't scare me like that"
you scoffed before looking at him again, he snickered before grabbing your bag from your shoulder and wearing it.
"at least I'm here now, come on let's go to KFC"
heizou said, grabbing your wrist and dragging you to his parked car in the parking lot of the campus. you rolled your eyes but let him drag you odd anyway.
once inside his car, you guys drove off to the drive-thru of KFC, because he thought it would be a hassle to 'wait in line for hours' if they went in.
"can't believe I have to bribe you with KFC to pick me up"
you glared at him who was smiling while tapping his fingers on the steering wheel.
"I don't know what you're talking about", " idiot"
"hm I would've picked you up either way but I can't miss the offer you gave"
heizou smiled innocently looking to your side, "besides I know you also want KFC so why not?"
you rolled your eyes, heizou went to open his window ordered the usual and paid with the money you gave, he then drove off to the next window to claim his order.
claiming his order, he then gave you your drink as he took his. you guys drove off to your dorm building while you opened your order and ate some chicken not caring if you were inside the car.
it was kfc chicken who couldn't resist the 11 secret spices and herbs of the infamous chicken brand.
"can I have a bite?"
heizou said glancing at you before focusing on the road again.
"hm no"
you said while taking another bite of the chicken, you saw heizou glancing at you again pouting a bit.
"aw come on just a little bite"
you sighed before holding the chicken in front of his mouth which he gladly took a big bite.
he said little. not a big bite. the audacity of this man.
you gasped as you saw him taking and eating all of the chicken skin from the chicken you were eating.
"you fucking gremlin!"
you looked at your chicken frowning, while heizou laughed before choking from the chicken in his mouth.
deserved.
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let's all be thankful that grammarly exist 🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️
