DESRICPTION-
Barbra- formally known as - That Bat Shit Crazy Bitch, grey hair, fucking older than nokia phones, been to jail 4 times, all for tax fraud 😝🤪😎🥳 (also we cant forget about that one time with mr matthew sturniolo 😏)
AGE: 74
BIRTHDAY: november 7th 1950
SIGN: scorpio
INSTA- N/A
FINSTA- N/A
FACEBOOK- Barbra McDonald
CONTACT- granny barb 🤘
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AN// lets switch things up a bit.....
barbs pov......
it was a normal night in boston,
although im not normal so is it ever normal when granny barb is hangin out in the home town?
i had a shift at cvs.
not many customers come in at 1:30am
but this once, a nice young lady was getting some junk food,
on her celluar as they all are.
"hi how are you going sweets?"
i was nice, she looked up from her telephone and paused,
it was almost as if she didnt know what to say.
"life is crazy so i don't really have an answer to that at the moment! what about you?"
well, shes a teenager what much could she be doing at her age!
you know what, Lindsay just sent me a cute pic of Juney, might as well show the young lass,
"oh well my daughter just had her baby! her name is juney!"
she stacked up her items on the counter as i showed her the picture of my granddaughter.
"oh how gorgeous!"
she handed me a coupon for 20% off and i saw her ring, gorgeous cut. nothing like i have ever seen on such a young person.
"oh i must say, that ring you have is so darling! where did you get it?"
"my fiancé actually!"
what. she looks about 12! what has this world come to?!
"oh my lordy! arent you a little young to be getting married?"
"no. he's perfect, sometimes, "
i must know more about this!
"well then, who's this lucky mans name?"
"matthew,"
hm, familliar,
"huh! i know a matthew! whats his last name?"
"sturniolo..."
sturniolo? it-it couldn't be?
i repeated,
"sturniolo?"
unlessss...
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AN// THANKYOU SO MUCH FOR NEARLY 9K BABES!! ALSO- THANKS TO MY FRIEND SHELLY WHO HELPED ME WITH THIS ENDNG, LOVE U SHELLS!! 😍
ps- comment who you think this batshit crazy bitch is....
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