Tuesday (1)

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TWs for this chapter: Mentions of ableism, joke NSFW talk, not serious talk of suicide

Usernames and Pronouns
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Kagekao - Kagaykao (he/they)
Jeff the Killer - Knife Fucker (he/him)
Ben Drowned - Elf Boy (he/him)
Ticci Toby - Pyro (he/him)
Kate the Chaser - Scream Queen (she/her)
Clockwork - TikTok (she/her)
X-Virus - Plague Doc (he/him)
Lost Silver - Depresso Expresso (they/them)
Nina the Killer - Resident Scene Kid (she/her, ze/zim/zer)
~ More characters to be added ~
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9:04 AM
Knife Fucker: Who the fuck was screaming outside earlier

Scream Queen: I heard it too tf

Kagaykao: that was me, sorry

Knife Fucker: Please dont

Kagaykao: no

Knife Fucker: Why

Kagaykao: because someone's fucking RAT crawled down my shirt 🤬

Plague Doc: Dude, you're the one who got cracker crumbs all over your scarf

Kagaykao: that doesn't equal an invitation for Six to jump all up in my face!

Scream Queen: Kage I could hear you from the fucking house. At least freak out quieter.

Kagaykao: none of you understand my pain 😔

Knife Fucker: And now Im ignoring him

Kagaykao: you don't know what it's like to be terrified of rodents, to live in fear of them eating you alive from the inside out. Every waking moment with this fear is terrible 🥺

Scream Queen: Every waking moment with your mom is terrible

Kagaykao: 黙って街娼!

Scream Queen: Dunno wtf you said but I'm taking that as a compliment 🤪

Kagaykao: 🤬

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12:42 PM
TikTok: I just wanna take a moment and call out @Kagaykao, please stop

Depresso Expresso: What?

TikTok: Ask them what they call peanut butter

Depresso Expresso: @Kagaykao ???????

Kagaykao: what's wrong with sticky nut juice?

Depresso Expresso: Uh, everything??????

Kagaykao: fine.

Kagaykao: ねばねばしたナッツジュース

TikTok: Please tell me that isn't just sticky nut juice in Japanese

Kagaykao: 🙂

TikTok: I'm so done with you

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2:23 PM
Pyro: Someone save me pls

Scream Queen: What's wrong?

Pyro: I had a tic attack

Pyro: And during said tic attack it seems I've developed a new tic

Scream Queen: So?

Pyro: I just yelled "I'm gonna fuck you're mom" in a grocery store like three times right next to an obvious Karen and her kids and now I'm hiding from her in the men's bathroom

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 02, 2022 ⏰

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