Chad's Epic Ultra Extravagant Knuckles Adventure

Chapter 8: Filthy Acts, At A Reasonable Price.

Why Don't You Get A Job?

As the sun rose in the distance they continued driving down an almost empty road, with the occasional truck or car passing by... "So, what made you get into working out" Average asked Chad. "Uh, well, I got into it after I decided that enough was enough and I need to get in shape... Of course that was back when I was like, I think, 6 years old." "Ever since then I've been at Peak Performance" Chad responded. "That's cool" Average tells Chad, "So Mr. Amogus, what made you get into, like, ninja stuff?" Average asks Mr. Amogus. "Uuuuh, I can't really remember right now *Cough*" "My fucking *cough* head hurts." Mr. Amogus responds. 

"We gotta get you some more medicine" Chad tells Mr. Amogus. "You *cough* think?" Mr. Amogus responds sarcastically. "Well how about I ask you this Average, why did you become a fan of me?" Chad asks Average. "Well, I've always seen you as kind of an Idol, since well, you know I'm pretty skinny compared to you and even Mr. Amogus..." "I had a plan to dedicate my life to trying to mirror your lifestyle, but this adventure might just be enough!" Average responds. "Well that's, uh, cool to hear..."  "Well I'm gonna ask you a straight up question so don't try to avoid it." Chad tells Average.

"Alright." Average responds. "Did you ever do anything before I met you? Cause you looked like a total chump when I first saw you." Chad tells Average. Average turned to look at Chad, Average had a face that resembled one of a child angry that he was denied access to his electronics. "Well sorry if I looked like a total chump." "I wasn't really doing well you know?" "I was trying to get a good job, all of my applications being denied, and I was already dealing with unpaid loans." Average responded with anger and a hint of sadness in his voice. "Listen, I didn't mean to offend you. I was just trying to figure out if you had anything in life...." Chad responds.

Bad, Mad, and Drugs are Rad

The rest of the drive was quiet, Mr. Amogus sleeping, and Average not making any conversation. They pulled up at a nearby Drug Store, since they don't have the proper paperwork to get medicine perscribed to him, Chad purchased some basic Flu Medicine to help deal with Mr. Amogus's sickness along with some Tylenol to deal with some of the pain.

"Hey, wakeup." Chad tells Mr. Amogus while shaking him. "Huh? Oh...." Mr. Amogus responds. Chad hands Mr. Amogus the medicine and he promptly takes a sip before going back to sleep. "Hey Average." Chad says to Average. "What?" Average responds. "What are you planning on doing after we finally finish this adventure?" Chad asks Average. Average doesn't know how to respond to this since he really had no plan after they finish. Maybe he would move to Mongolia, or maybe he would finally try to get a proper job, or maybe, just maybe, he would finally get his life together...

"I'll just take that silence as a "I'll ask later", alright" Chad tells Average. "Alright" Average responds. They continue driving into the day, hoping to finally get to there destination without trouble for once.....

The more I see, the less I know

Chad stops at a local bar for some good'ole cheap whiskey. Chad leaves the car with the A/C running and some RHCP playing. "Can I get a cup of your cheapest Whiskey?" Chad asks the bartender. "ID first." The Bartender responds. "Here" Chad says while handing his ID. The Bartender looks at the ID and lets him pass. Chad drank his small cup of cheap Whiskey and sat down at the Bar Counter. "Pass me a drink, Bartender" A guy at the right side of the bar yelled at the bartender. The Bartender turned, looked at the guy with squinted eyes, and passed a glass beer that promptly shattered on the floor due to the customers sad attempt at catching the drink passed his way.

"Aye you, big guy" The Stranger says to Chad, "What's your name?" Chad turned his way with a hint of a annoyance and said, "Chadieus Maximus" "Who are you?" The Stranger got up from his chair and went to an empty booth. "Come sit down over here and I'll tell ya more about me" The man said. Chad went over and sat down at the booth, ready in case of any attacks. "My name's Bill Clinton III of Ireland, and I know your trying to kill President Biden II" Chad surprised at first but soon realized what might happen. Chad got ready to fight before he heard Bill Clinton III say, "An I'm going to help you."

Chad was at ease when he heard him say that. "Why do you wanna help me?" Chad asked. "Cause he's the man who beat me in the election, and I now want my revenge." Bill tells him "I have what you'll need to kill him." Chad was thinking to himself on whether he should trust this guy, but he then realized that no person would make an assassination attempt on the President. So he decided he could trust him. "Well I'll be fine with you coming along." Chad tells him. "Well since I have exactly what you'll need to even get to him." "I want a something in return for helping yall." Bill responds. "What are you gonna want." Chad asks him. Bill responds with a simple demand of, "Everything you have."