Chad's Epic Ultra Extravagant Knuckles Adventure

Chapter 4: Another Green Day

A Bad Feeling About This

Chad, Average, and Mr. Amogus got ready to get going to find President Biden II's location. Little did they know that General Deez had been following them since Chad left into the forest. "Those weirdos are inside there, they won't make out alive." General Deez mumbled to himself. As Chad and the gang walked to the door Mr. Amogus felt a disturbance in the force, he felt as if the building was about to collapse in on itself. "I got a bad feeling about this..." Mr. Amogus told the others. "Why is that?" Average asked. "Well, I sensed that this building is gonna destroy itself as soon as we walk out those doors." Mr. Amogus told them. Chad didn't question Mr. Amogus, every time Chad questioned Mr. Amogus it always ended in an argument. Chad didn't care if he got into an argument, but since they had a mission to fulfill at the moment he decided to just listen 

"This is gonna sound crazy, but hear me out." Mr. Amogus told them. "What is it?" Average asked. "You see that vent right there?" "I need you to vent to the local 7/11 and ask for jared." Mr. Amogus tells them. "Ummm, Ok?" Average responds. They all one by one vent and end up at the 7/11. Meanwhile, General Deez loses all patients and decides to detonate the Thermal Detonators blowing the entire Senior Center into bits. General Deez sends 5 scouts to look for Chad's dead body, although to their luck they find nothing but ash and bones. General Deez starts to get angry and to show his anger to all his scouts he slits each and everyone of their throats. "Good luck finding him in hell, you idiots!." General Deez yells as he kills each one.

Chad, Average, and Mr. Amogus arrive at the 7/11. Chad walks over to the cashier and asks, "Excuse me, i'm looking for Jared." "Jared? Oh yeah, Jared." "Uh yeah, he's in the back gettin changed." The stoner cashier responded. Chad told Average to stay behind while Mr. Amogus and him go check out the back, Average agreed to stay behind and talk to the stoner cashier. Chad and Mr. Amogus walked out the backdoor and were surprised by what they saw.

Stay In School Kids

They saw a man who looked between the ages of 27 and 16 at the same time. Stubble on the face, a non-existing mustache, and a faded away red jacket that looks straight out of the mid-2000s. This guy was a mess of a person. "Hey, you uhh,. Mr. Amogus?" said the dunk man-teen. "Yeah" Mr. Amogus responded. "All right I'll, uhhh, give you the thingy-migig for, ummm, only if you give me the uhhh thingy-migig you owe me." the drunk man-teen, "Muh name is, umm, Jared if ya didn't know." Chad was annoyed that Mr. Amogus wanted to get help from a drunk nobody at the back of a 7/11.

"Here's what you've been wanting." Mr. Amogus tells him, Mr. Amogus handed over what resembled an egg. "Thanks dude..." Jared told him. "Here's the, uuhhhhh, fukin, uhhh, Thingy-migig. Enjoy." "Thanks" Mr. Amogus responded. Mr. Amogus tells Chad and Average to get going to continue their adventure, as they walked away Chad looked back to see Jared open the egg and retrieve a smaller egg, which he then opened to find another egg. Chad decided to keep walking and leave Jared to forever be opening an egg with another egg in it for an eternity.

Chad, Average, and Mr. Amogus needed to find a car if they wanted to get to President Biden II fast so they head to the conveniently located car-dealership to rent a decent enough car, or at least what they considered decent enough, Chevrolet HHR. So they head off to the car-dealership, but first Mr. Amogus takes them to a local bank to withdraw some money...

Payday 3 ft. Chadieus Maximus

Mr. Amogus, Chad, and Average arrive at the bank. Mr. Amogus tells Chad and Average to wait outside while he takes out a "Loan". Mr. Amogus goes inside and looks around, it's a local bank so it isn't that big. They still use a vault which by today's standard is just a waste of space, but to Mr. Amogus and his plan. It was the greatest day of his life. Mr. Amogus went over to the counter and greeted the Bank Teller. "Hello sir, how may I help you?" the bank teller asked him. "I'd like to withdraw some cash." Mr. Amogus responded. "How much will that be? sir." the bank teller responded. "Mmmm, about $1,000,000,000 USD." Mr. Amogus told them seriously. Right as Mr. Amogus finished his sentence the bank teller hit the alarm and all the doors shut. Mr. Amogus immediately killed the teller and vented to inside the vault.

Meanwhile outside the bank waited Chad and Average. [Insert Bank Alarm sound here] "Ah, hell." Chad thought to himself. "Wait is he robbing the place?!" Average asked, "I don't wanna go to prison!" Chad knew Average was not gonna handle this well, after all he was just an average fan. "Stay calm, just tell me when the police show up." Chad reassured Average. As Chad told Average that the local sheriff's department showed up on the scene. "Well, never mind. just stay calm and let me deal with them." Chad told average. Average listened to Chad and stayed behind while Chad went to confront the police. "Sir this is not a warning, we know you were with the man robbing the bank. Surrender now or we will get orders to shoot you!" yelled the deputy. "Before you shoot me I must tell you one thing... You won't survive this attack!" Chad told them.

Chad picked up a conveniently placed microphone and started beat boxing the entire Yo Mama intro theme. The officers didn't know what to do, they were stunned by the Chads ability to beat box so well. "I've been waiting for a worthy opponent my whole life." said one of the officers. the officer stepped forward and got a microphone from one of his fellow officers. The officer began retaliating against Chad by beat boxing the entire Fnaf 1 song by the Living tombstone. There it was two grown men beat boxing outside of a mid-robbery bank. While they were going back and forth a few of the officers went around back and were ordered to gas out the entire bank using mustard gas. Even with civilians inside.