«⟨ Me being crazy with Sussie! ⟩»

AH!

⚠️Warnings⚠️:

Sexual jokes

Mentions of sex

Cursing

Flipping "people" off

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Izik: *Peacefully reading a book*

Sussie: "AAH!"

Izik: "AH! What the fuck Sussie?!"

Sussie: "Hehe, I want to bother you."

Izik: "Why?"

Sussie: "Because I can." U-U ✨

Izik: Ō-Ō Ū-Ū Ō-Ō Ū-Ū Ō-Ō "Fuck off"

Sussie: "Or whaaat?"

Izik: "Boot knife."

Sussie: O.O "Fine, I'll stop! Party pooper."

Izik: "Why don't you go bother Crazy? She despises you, so she'll be even more frustrated with you."

Sussie: "✨ Le gasp ✨, that's a great idea!"

Izik: "Hey, that's my phrase!"

Sussie: "Can we share it?"

Izik: "Sure, I don't even care that much in reality."

Sussie: "What's that?"

Izik: "Something you wouldn't understand."

Sussie: "Okay, but the reason why I'm here is actually different from what I told you."

Izik: "Okay? What is it?"

Sussie: "Sad, Anger, and Galaxy want to play Uno with you and me. Also, I will use that idea you gave me later."

Izik: "Oh, okay, I'll join. Also, I'm glad Galaxy warmed up to you so quickly."

Sussie: "Hoorah, also yeah. Mainly because she trusts Sad and Anger."

Izik: "Makes sense. Anyway, I'm coming now."

Izik then did their zoning out thingy, going into the mind space. There, it saw thyn three people mentioned and le one they were talking to sitting in a circle around a stack of Uno cards. Well, it wasn't really a circle, but meh.

(It looked like this:

Sad/Anger/Sussie

Uno cards

Galaxy)

Anger: (Ò//-(//Ó)

Sussie: "What? Too flustered to say anything?"

Izik:
(\🎩/)
( ͡ ͡º ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡º)
/づ☕

Anger: "SHUT UP! Both of you!" *Attempts to smack Sussie*

Sussie: *Bites two of her fingers and starts sucking on them* ( ͡ ͡º ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡º)

Anger: "THE FUCK?!" *Takes fingers away* (//@'//д//´@//)

Sussie: "Nyehehe!" ( ͡ ͡º' ͜ ʖ´ ͡ ͡º)

Sad: *Looks at them with soft eyes and smiles*

Galaxy: "Lllet's just start playing."

Anger: "AGREED!"

Izik: "Okay, but I have a quick question. Anger, why did you say "both of you"?"

Anger: "You know what you did."
(≖//_//≖)

Izik: "Hehehe, you're right. Anyway, let's get started!"

•~•~•~•~•~•Later In The Game•~•~•~•~•~•

(Anger, Sussie, and Sad changed positions btw. Sad is now to the right of Sussie and Anger is to the left)

S

ussie: "Blue reverse!"

Anger: "What?! It's not even blue or a reverse! It's a stupid fucking red skip that skipped my turn!!!"

Galaxy: "Yeah, that's not how you play."

Sussie: "Well I stopped giving a shit about the rules."

Anger: "You still have to follow them!!!"

Sussie: "No I don't." U-U ✨

Galaxy: "Ye-

Izik: "If Sussie isn't gonna follow the rules, than neither am I! Ultimate skip!" *Places a yellow skip*

Sad: "Same! I counter your skip!" *Places a green +2* "The color is now rainbow."

Anger: *UuuuUGGGHHHHH

Izik: "No! My skip has been defeated!" *Picks up one card*

Galaxy: *Sighs* "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em" *Places a purple card with the word green on it in yellow* "Anger, you gotta draw ten cards now."

Anger: "WHERE THE FLYING FUCKING SHITS DID YOU EVEN GET THAT CARD AND WHY?!?!?!"

Galaxy: "Yes." UwU ✨

Sussie: *Wheezing* XD

Sad: *Giggling*

Izik: *Dying if laughter*

The game soon ended in an enraged Anger cursing and flipping everyone off and destroying almost all of the cards. Well, until someone pulled a trick out of their sleeve, or should I say fur. (Btw, all of them are foxes (think it as if they were people wearing furry suits and that's what they look like) in the mind space except for Sussie and Galaxy. Sussie's a hybrid of a demon human thing and Galaxy is a fox animatronic.)

Sad: *Pulls card out of her arm fur* I play fix-it-felix." *Magically fixed all the cards* "By the way, that immediately eliminates the person who tore the cards."

Anger: *Stares in disbelief* "Fuck it, fuck you all-"

Sussie: "Nah, I'll fuck you instead."

Anger: (//@'///////´@//) "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT BITCH!!!" *Picks up Sad and stomps to her own little area*

Sussie: "Hey! Where are you going with my Sad?!" *Follows them*

Izik:
(\🎩/)
( ͡ ͡º ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡º)
/づ☕

Galaxy:
(\🎩/)
(   =v=)
/づ☕

And then things escalated and the three of them that left the game room had sex because of Sussie. The end!

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Published: July 25, 2022

Words: 774