The Krying Kermit :(

The sky seems brighter this night as the two lover's look into each other's nostrils seductively. "You look mediocre at best today my love", Kermit says in a loving tone. "Awww thanks honey, turns out mayonnaise makes a great moisturizer.", Hunter states. The two laugh and start rubbing their noses together while giggling gleefully. "I have a present for you", Hunter said in a suspicious yet fuzzy smile. Hunter pulls out his favorite Spider-Man underpants from 2006.

Kermit gasped. "I've never seen anything like them before... are you sure I deserve them?" Hunter smiled and held Kermit's hands like a priest. "No." Kermit blushed and put on the underpants seductively. He looked deep into Hunter's eyes before convulsing violently and vanishing into the night. Hunter sighed contently and continued to watch the sky while he waited for his lover's return. Soon, Kermit un-vaporated and reappeared, still in the underpants. But this time, he brought along a cape with him...

"Who's that from??" Hunter gasped. He was used to his lover evaporating for short whiles then reappearing sooner or later, but he never brought back something he didn't take with him. Kermit's eyes widened, as if he had been caught in some sort of trap, "I-I can explain Hunter," Kermit stuttered but Hunter's anger overcame his rationale. "I don't care what you have to explain! Explaining what you've done won't change the fact that you've been lying to me!" Hunter exclaimed angrily as he stormed off into the night, before Kermit could even get a word in. Kermit looked at the faint silhouette of his lover against the trees in sorrow. He ripped off his cape and looked at the sigil on the back in disdain, "How could you have caused me so much pain," he whispers as tears start rolling down his moist green cheeks. He tears the cloth in half and let's it go, letting the moonlight winds whisk it off to wherever destiny takes it. "Saving people isn't worth it if I can't spend my life with you." He cried, cuffing his face in his hands.