Slyme was quite the menace to society. He was on the BAMA football team and he stole EVERYONES girlfriends. Even the coaches (John Bustnut) wife (and his girlfriend). Slyme was the trenches of South Oakland California. He had 3 baby mamas who had kids from 5 different baby daddies. This was the trenches fr. He was about that life too. blasting NBA youngboy while stealing old ladies' shekels. TLC interviewed the entire BAMA football team and Slyme start going on and on about his accomplishments and lack of morals. He almost got tried by the State of Alabama for numerous crimes everything short of public nudity (he keep staying strapped and clapping others). Because of this, Ronbravious LaQuinton (BAMA wide Reciever and future NFL 1st round draft pick) hired a swag hitlady Prachana Erodhanya Niharika Enojada Sandytoes (PENIS for short). PENIS was a 15/rungatunga/vampire/dontmesswithme/myonlyjudgeisthelord/onlyfansinbio hitlady. She was a premium soundcloud cotton mouf ubersuck deliverer. She gave that gawk gawk 3000 take yo soul away type head. Slyme wouldn't even stand a chance by this toxic head. She was a mix of ALL the crazy ladies (her hips do lie).
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Tale of a Hood Rat
HumorSlyme the hood rat was the menace to society until he found a love intrest? No. Read story
