Trap Goku DID NOT like being caught up in prison like that. After all, who does Slyme think he is? Snitching all up on a real fella like that? A bitchass mofo thats who. Trap Goku decided he had enough and he NEEDED to start his ultimate bulk. He quickly wrote down on his vision board made out of used underwear with his cell mate's blood:
✨To Do✨:
1. Bulk
2. Bulk (don't forget)
3. Bulk (REQUIRED)
4. Bulk (DO NOT FORGET TO BULK)
5. Bulk (NEEDED)
However, bulking needed calories so Trap Goku needed to setup a trap. Now I'm not racist BUUUUUUT...... Trap Goku was in a majority black prison (1/3 black men go to prison this is so not cool SCOTUS more like SCROTUM GOTTEMEMM!M!M!M) so he set up his genius plan to catch 3 hood fellas and cannibalize them for the calories.
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His trap, pictured above, was so devious that it could catch any hood fella lacking. 17 hood fellas all fell for the bait, if only they could've not been abandoned by society to live a drifter type life. If only they actually learnt how to read at school instead of the power being cut 24/7 idk bruh Imma get off my soapbox shiiii this is not supposed to be political my bad cuh.
So anyway, after Trap Goku captured every single tasty chocolate-colored colored person he decided he needed to get a nut off first before touching another man (that's gay as hell). So he dug through the concrete walls with his bare hands, dragged his zesty neighboring cell mate, Milton, and did things that I can't write here. Quite the oxymoron we find ourselves in right now. Ironic how Trap Goku didn't want to be gay but instead we find him sodomizing Milton. I assure you readers I am NOT being held at gunpoint like this:
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(I am writing this story)
Nah but fr though ya boy is fine he chilling monkeypilled as ever, still on my sleeper schizo pookie bear type shit. My apologies for being off the wattpad grustleset for so long, I almost turned into a gigachad (I'm not exaggerating this is truly what I'm like when my mental state becomes strong enough).
Back to the story, Trap Goku immediately gobbled up Trevon, Jared, and Quindle's genetials (he needed the testosterone for the Connor Murphy divine protein shake). After fitting all of their MASSIVE COCKS in his mouth he decided he should probably cook and eat them first and stop sucking so hard (why did he do that????)
He decided to start a casual riot to create spontaneous fire to represent chaos (Did I mention that trap goku is a chaos demon???) While everybody was panicking over "dying" and "the gaurds haven't let us out" and "this is not ethical treatment of criminals" Trap goku was busy cooking up and eating those 3 hood fellas he caught in his trap. He immediatly gained 30000000000 calories and had enough to do a sonic burp to destroy the rest of the prison and break out and gain 40 lbs of lean muscle without steriods wdym bro just trust me bro don't give me a drug test bro I'm natural bro I swear I went d1 without DBOL bro come on theres no tricks here.
"Damn I need me some bitches on my dick", trap goku said after escaping the prison I need them to be riding on my dick like a cowboy/buckaroo/vaquero.
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^^^ that was how hard he needed them shawties to be meat riding him.
Anyway thats the story of how trap goku escaped prison I guess.
