NN:Alright. You know what? You had your chance.
Hiccup:Wha- What?
Naomi:Mom, Dad, Hiccup smoked pot in college!
M&D:What?
Hiccup:YOU ARE SUCH A TATTLE-TALE!
Naomi:*evil grin*
Hiccup:Mom, Dad?
M&D:Yes?
Hiccup:You remember that time you walked into my room and smelled marijuana?
M&D:Yes.
Hiccup:I told you it was Jack who was smoking the pot-
Jack:*shock face*
Hiccup:-but it was me.
Mom:It was you?
Naomi:And, Dad, remember the mailman that you got fired? He didn't steal your things! Hiccup did!
Dad:*face palm*
Hiccup:The hurricane didn't break the portswing, Naomi did!
Naomi:Hiccup hasn't worked at the museum for, like, a year!
Hiccup:NAOMI AND JACK ARE LIVING TOGETHER!!!
Naomi:HICCUP AND ELSA GOT DIVORCED! AGAIN!
Astrid:I know Jacques Stone!
Elsa:I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!
Eret:I WANNA GO!
Mom:That was a lot of information to get in 30 seconds.
Mom:Alright. Eret, if you wanna leave, just leave.
Eret:Thank Thor!
Mom:Elsa, no, you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle! It did not taste good.
Mom:Astrid, I'm sorry but I believe Jacques Stone is dead.
Astrid:*sad face*
Mom:Naomi. I dunno why you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship as beyond.
Dad:And we kinda figured about the portswing.
Mom:Hiccup. Drugs. Divorced again.
Dad:What happened, son?
Hiccup:I, uh, I got tricked into all those things!
Naomi-*eye roll*
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now read the third word of every sentence.
Did I get you good?
This was from, uh, I forgot.
Welp, bai!
-potato
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The Super Six ~One-Shots~
FanficHey I'm back with random one-shots. If you want me to do any of your choice then okie-dokie! All this is modern so don't judge. Ships: 1.Hiccelsa 2.Jackunzel 3.Merigene 4.Kristanna 5.Any ship of your choice. Bye!
