genderless duo

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(Changed it since Fun isn't well Genderless anymore and I added MintyAnimalO to a couple (if that's okay with Them I can all so Remove or unpublished) )

Edi: What are you writing?
Green: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Edi, looking over Green's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

Edi: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Green: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Edi: i could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

Edi: where did Green go?
Mint: They got arrested.
Edi: How the hell-
Green: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

Edi: I mean. Green's just standing there now.
Edi: Waiting for me, I guess.
Edi: But it's okay, I think they've pretty much settled down.
Mint: Settled down?
Edi: Well, they only stabbed me once.

Fun: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Green is walking in this room.
Moon: *wheeze*

Green: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Edi: Okay, but in my defense, mint bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Green: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Green: While I’m gone, Edi, you’re in charge.
Edi: Yes!!!
Green, whispering: Mint, you’re secretly in charge.
Mint: Obviously.

Green: Edi, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Edi: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Green: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Mint.

Green: I love you , you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Edi: Im the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Green: Yes!
Edi: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Green: Hey Edi,
Edi: Yes?
Green: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Edi:..
Edi: Where’s Mint?

This is it :] baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaii~~

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