"You could definitely be the son of Aphrodite," Danny said, both of them looking in a mirror.
"I don't get it," Stiles replied, studying his own features.
"Remember that time you asked me if I found you attractive?" Danny asked, looking at Stiles through the mirror,"I lied."
"Uh, okay," Stiles said awkwardly,"Let's put a pin in the whole Aphrodite thing, okay?"
Danny nodded,"How good are you at puzzles? Do you get good grades?"
"Yeah," Stiles said,"I would be the valedictorian if it wasn't for so many absences. So the trophy goes to Lydia."
"Alright," Danny said, guiding Stiles to a cabin that was a combination of gold, and a color that looked like a mixture of gray and blue, and an owl was carved into the gold door,"Let's see how you do with the Athena kids..."
"How many mathematical formulas do you have memorized?" One of the Athena kids asked, all of them holding notepads like they're grading his performance.
"Uh..." Stiles started and all of them scribbled something down, even a kid that looked like she was nine years old.
"How do you find the volume of an egg?"
"Do you know all of Newton's laws?"
"How many digits of pi do you know?"
"About a thousand," Stiles said finally.
"That's improbable," The counselor said,"Based on the answers you have given us, our analysis tells us that we do not share the same godly parent."
"Probably because you haven't let me answer a single question?" Stiles reminded them, growing increasingly frustrated.
They wrote down something again, and the councilor said,"Anger shows signs of the natural aggression that the children of Ares show, you might want to try them next."
"Come on, Stiles," Danny said, tugging on his shoulder, but Stiles wasn't ready to leave yet.
"3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859 5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035 2619311881 7101000313 7838752886 5875332083 8142061717 7669147303 5982534904 2875546873 1159562863 8823537875 9375195778 1857780532 1712268066 1300192787 6611195909 2164201989," Stiles shouted in a rush,"Newton's first law is an object will not change its motion unless a force acts on it. In the second law, the force on an object is equal to its mass times its acceleration. In the third law, when two objects interact, they apply forces to each other of equal magnitude and opposite direction. The resulting formula for egg volume, V, was V = (0.6057 - 0.0018B)LB2 in which L is the egg length in millimeters, and B is the egg maximum breadth in millimeters. Egg surface area, S, was calculated as S = (3.155 - 0.0136L + 0.0115B)LB, in which both L and B are taken in millimeters. And as for knowing mathematical formulas, I know all of them. Photographic memory, bitches. Now come on, Danny!"
Stiles dragged Danny out of the cabin, leaving all of the Athena kids stunned, except for the nine year old kid who was still scribbling down notes.
Instead of going to the Ares cabin they went to the Hermes cabin.
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Camp Half Blood
FanfictionThe gods of old; Zeus, Posidon, Hera, Hermes, Apollo, Artemis. Long thought myths, but in reality they are real. While the world forgot them their children remembered. The Demigods, more commonly known as Half-Bloods. Monsters can smell the children...
