DreamDesire.com - JJK

1. Meet

JK:
Hello

Kitten:
Thank you for clicking on our website! How may I be of service to you? 😊

JK:
...

Kitten:
Please do not be shy
At DreamDesire.com, we unleash all our deepest, darkest desires ❤️‍🔥
I am here to help you do just that!

JK:
Well, in that case
I'm horny

Kitten:
Hi, horny! I'm, Y/N
But you may call me Kitten 🐱

JK:
Great, I'm already starting to regret this 😒

Kitten:
I apologise, sir!
I wanted to make you feel less nervous but I suppose... 😕
You aren't a fan of jokes?

JK:
Pls don't call me sir

Kitten:
Why?
Does it turn you on? 🤭

JK:
Pardon?!

Kitten:
Do you have a kink for it, sir? 😏

JK:
I—
No, I just hate formalities
My name is Jungkook

Kitten:
You hate formalities?

JK:
Yes

Kitten:
So...
I can stop being formal?

JK:
Hell yes

Kitten:
THANK FCKING GOSH 😫
AYOOO WHAT'S UP

JK:
... wtf

Kitten:
Sorry lol 😅
Got too excited
I'm used to this formal shit and that ain't me sooooo

JK:
Right...

Kitten:
ANYGAYYYYZZZZ
Your name is Horny or Jungkook?

JK:
... Jungkook
What type of name is HoRnY anyway?!?

Kitten:
Ah soooo you're horny?
As in needy, aroused, stimulated, lustful, raunchy? 🥵

JK:
Uh yeah 😐

Kitten:
lmao don't be shy boi 😼

JK:
Sorry I've never done this before

Kitten:
You watch porn?

JK:
What?! 😳

Kitten:
HaS uR fckin ass watched PORN

JK:
Uh um yeah I have 🫤

Kitten:
Gosh why do I have to repeat myself 😩
When you can just scrOLL uP

JK:
Sorry I was taken aback by your question

Kitten:
Stop apologising bruh
Chill, us humans are all fckin horny lol 😌

JK:
Uh ofc 🙂

Kitten:
U don't mind me swearing, right?
Or are you like *underaged*?? 😗
Maybe I should've asked that in the start
Oh wait I can just check in ya profile lol
...
TWENTY TO-THE-FCKING FIVE?!?! 😱

JK:
Is... that bad?

Kitten:
Pls tell me ur not a virgin??