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Crack chapter

Beth : uwuuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuuwwu

DJ : * cries * please stop existing 😭😭😭😭

Bridgette: GEOFFY POO POO BEAR WEAR, SUGER BOOGER COTTON SWAB PUMPKIN WUMPKIN CUTIE PATOTIEE 🥺🥺🥺🥺😫😫😫

Geoff : I'm currently making out with Brody rn bro shut up

Bridgette: YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME 😧😧🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Geoff : no kissing the homies ain't gay nor cheating 

Bridgette: OH okay geoffy weakly

Cody : URMOMURMOMURMOM YOU ARE FATHERLESS AND MOTHERLESS

Noah : without me you would be homeless 

Cody: WHAT

Noah : I know you live under my bed

Noah : and I like it ;))) 🥰🥰🥰🥰😜😜😜😋😋😋😋🥵🥵🥵

Cody : 😻😻😻😻 damn thats hot

Gwen : 💔💔💔 Heart been broke so many times I don't know who to believe momma says it is my fault it is my fault I wear my heart on my sleeve

Gwen : Stu(dying) 

Stu(died)

 Courtney : GRRRR BARK BOYFRIEND KISSSER GRRRRR BARK GRRRRRR

Duncan : HI big mommy milkers and goth milk 😋😋😋😋😍😍😍

Harold : you don't need them, you have me

Harold : I can make milk to 😉😉😉

Duncan : o-okay daddy Harold 😳😳

Trent : Justin is currently fucking me under Cody's bed 

Justin : there is a Noah shrine

Owen : I ate Eva and Izzy

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Chris : Hewwo guys :33

Everyone : AAAAAA GET OUT PERVET 😡😡😡💋💋

Chris : OK mommy. Sorry mommy. Mommy? Sorry mom-

Sierra's mom : HI CHRIS 🤩😍😍😍😍😍😍

Chris : Hello pretty lady 😏😏😏 at least I think you are a lady

This is where this Crack chapter ends, this is all a joke so it is not irrelevant to the plot