Kissing your homies gn ain't gay

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Geoff : What's up bro

Ezekiel : the sky

Geoff : oh

Ezekiel: yea 

Geoff : k

Ezekiel: k

Heather : why was that so fucking awkward 

Owen : HEY GUYS

Izzy : HI BIG O

Owen : IZZY 🍇🍈🍉🍊🍋🍌🍍🥭🍎🍏🍐🍑🍒🍓🫐🥝🍅🫒🥥🥑🍆🥔🥕🌽🌶🫑🥒🥬🥦🧄🧅🍄🥜🌰🍞🥐🥖🫓🥨🥪🌭🍕🍟🍔🥓🍗🥩🍖🧀🧇🥞🥯🌮🌯🫔🥙🧆🥚🍳🥘🍲🫕🥣🥗🍣🍢🍠🍝🍜🍛🍚🍙🍘🍱🥫🧂🧈🦪🍤🍥🥮🍡🥟🥠🥡🍦🍧🍨🍩🍪🎂🍰🧁🥧🍫🍬🍭🍮🍯🍼🥛☕️🫖🍵🌯🍶🍾🍷🍸🍹🍺🍻🥂🥃🥤🧋🧃🧉🧊🥢🍽🍴🥄🏺🔪🔪

Izzy : OWEN 🍆🍊🍆🍅🥑🥝🥑🫐🍆🫐🥭🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆©️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💧

Noah : what the fuck 

Izzy : HI NOAH

Izzy : SO HOW WAS FUCKING CODY LIKE LAST NIGHT

Noah : oh it was amazing, he had the smallest dick ever and you could barely see it.  And he moaned my name so loudly that the whole neighborhood could hear 😐

Duncan : that's gay

Cody: wait I don't remember this

Noah : for the last time Izzy I don't kidnap Cody and bring him to my room every night and secretly fuck him

Izzy : huh then what are those noises coming from your room

Noah : we live next to Geoff and Bridgette 🤨

Izzy: Makes sense but yall still gay lol

Noah : oml

Sadie : HI GUYSS

Katie : HI SADIE

Sadie : HI KATIE

Katie : EEEEKKKKKKKKKK 

Sadie : EEEEKKKKKKKKKK 

Eva : shut up lesbian bitches

Gwen : offended

Courtney : also offended 

Heather : I'm bi but offended you offended my lesbian wife's 

Gwen : 💖

Heather 💖

Courtney : 💖

Duncan : Hahah gay

Courtney : well actually speaking of gay....

Gwen : We found you and Harold somewhere

Duncan : OH SHIT

Duncan : NO NO NO NOOOOO

Harold : What 

Harold : oh

Harold : bye

~ Harold left the chat ~

~ Cody added Harold to the chat ~

Cody : no i want to hear

Leshawna: we saw Harold and Duncan on a secret date

Justin : tbh not surprised 

Trent : Harold always talks about Duncan, either how annoying and rude he is 

Justin : or simping for him

Trent : Like Cody with-

Cody : okthatsenoughyeptimetostop:)

Justin : fine 

Justin : pay 69 dollars

Cody : WHAT 

Justin : So Cody simps fo-

Cody. Ok ok fine

Cody : there I used PayPal 

Justin : thanks twink 

Cody : you fucking self absorbed gay ass simping for 2013 gacha music dude with a fucking huge ass forehe-

Justin : ya know who else has a big ass Forehead 

Cody : that's it 

Harold : Cody stormed out of his room and is now in Justin's room strangling him

Justin : dhsgsgagahss7y3g763yt36567365yw52t6uab7s6ygysyg6uaygyusugbys6tgHELP

Bridgette: GEOFFREY WHAT THE FUCK

Geoff : what did I do this time???

Courtney : " This time "

Tyler : I-

DJ : Rip Geoff

Bridgette: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ' WHAT DID I DO??? ' I SAW YOU KISSING BRODY 

Duncan : gay

Gwen : you have no room to talk

Heather: drama-

Cody : just backread and oooooo Geoff is in trouble

Noah : Cody is literally a fucking 11 year old

Heather: shhh

Geoff : yeah what bout it?

DJ : I -

Trent : 😐😒

Bridgette: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS 

Geoff : kissing the homies ain't gay and it isn't cheating

Bridgette: YES IT IS

Geoff : oh

Bridgette: WE ARE OVER

Everyone- Bridgette , Geoff, Noah,  and DJ : ooooooooOOOOOOOoooo


Girls chat ♡

~~~~~~~~~

Zoey : Hey I heard what happened Bridge, are you OK?

Bridgette: I'm fine I didn't even like him anymore , our relationship just turned into sex and making out 

Sierra: aww but maybe we should have a sleepover and go out to the mall??

Sierra : to take your mind off things and to treat yourself

Bridgette: sure

Zoey : oooo yea

Kitty : Yesss

Emma : Sure

Jen : Yea 

Katie and Sadie : YES EEEEKKKKKKKKKK 

Sierra : alright let's have a sleepover at my house, and shop at Roosevelt mall

Everyone: Alright!

Bridgette: tysm guys :)

Everyone - Bridgette: ofc girl we love you :) ♡♡
















556 words- 

Uh so idk I wanted drama 

Also I didn't update for awhile so I didn't really know what to do-

Uh next chapter will hopefully be better :) 

Also tysm guys for 1k reads!

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