The Disastrous 5 as Incorrect quotes

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all quotes from the incorrect quote generator

7/29/2022

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Aether: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Xiao: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Venti: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Kazuha: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Heizou: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Aether: Favorite horror movie?

Xiao: It

Venti: Saw

Kazuha: Annabelle

Heizou: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

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Aether: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Xiao: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Venti: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.

Kazuha: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Heizou: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Aether: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Venti: 'Prettiest Smile'

Heizou: 'Nicest Personality'

Xiao: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Kazuha: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Aether: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Xiao: Several traffic violations.

Venti: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Kazuha: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Heizou: Also, that's not our car.

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Aether: Bye Xiao! Bye Venti! Bye Kazuha! Bye Heizou! Bye Xiao!

Venti: You said 'bye Xiao' twice.

Aether: I like Xiao.

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Aether: Is having a penis fun?

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