plus Morax/Zhongli
7/27/2022
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Morax, holding up a ticket: What happened? why'd you get pulled over?
Xiao: I was just trying to keep up with the traffic
Morax: It was late at night. there was no traffic.
Xiao: thats how far behind i was!
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Xiao: Hey Menogias? can we hang out?
Menogias: If by hanging out you mean go making a powerful Barney the dinosaur wear his robe, then yes.
Xiao: I was thinking more like training-
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Indarias: where's my fucking knife?
Bonanus: Dude, there are kids around, maybe say it a little nicer?
Indarias: May i ascertain the whereabout of my fucking knife?
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Menogias: I have a job for you
Bosacius: give me a name and I'll give you a corpse!
Menogias: Bosacius we talked about this-
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Xiao: *exists*
Morax: this is my son, i will love and protect him, if any of you touch him, i will not hesitate to kill you.
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Menogias: don't do anything stupid-
Indarias: You and i both know that's asking way too much of me.
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Xiao: and how exactly will you stop me?
Bonanus: I'll call Morax
Xiao:
Xiao: goddamnit
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Bosacius: you shall all die.
Xiao: hey, uh, yeah dont think my dad would let me die, let me ask first thou
Xiao: Bosacius says-
Morax: no.
Xiao: sorry, my dad says no
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Bosacius: I DO WHAT I WANT-
Bonanus: i'm getting Meno-
Bosacius: no wait-
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Menogias, making a face: what kind of tea is this..?
Xiao: oh! i boiled some Gatorade!
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