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dont you worry child jesus is now here to save you and now the englishmen have been exceccuted :3
but something was wrong here, jesus was slowly turning into an altpoc........
"caught a viiiiiiiibe babæ aaare you cumming for the ride" OH SHIT IT WASNT JESUS IT WAS WILLOW SMITH ALL ALONG
WILLOW WHIPPED HER HAIR BACK AND FORTH AS TO SEDUCE THE CITIZENS OF ALGERIA
BUT SHE ACTUALLY HAD NO IDEA THAT THE FIRST BEAST WAS ACTUALLY THERE TO REMIND UR MOTHER ABOUT THEIR ENGAGEMENT :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed:
THE ARABS HAVE ARRIVED AND THEY ARE SPEAKING ARABIC
BUT DRACO MALFOY THE WHITE SUPREMACIST SAY "NONONONONO HUNNEY YOU AINT GON' BE ALLOWED IN THIS HERE PLACE" IN A MOANING VOICE HE ALSO USED DURING HIS PASSIONATE LOVE MAKING SESSIONS WITH THANOS
THE WORLD WAS IN A PANIC AND JOE BIDEN WAS SUPPOSED TO FLY OUT TO ALGERIA WHEREVER THAT IS AND CONVINCE DRACO OF STUFF
HOWEVER AS HE WAS LEAVING THE PLANE HE TRIPPED OVER UR MOMS HOT BOD (i personally cant blame him tho😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩)
AND THEN TOMMY SHELBY WALKED IN SMOKING HIS CIGARETTTES ALL SEXILY AND SHIT AND HE WAS LIKE "OMG WHAT THE HAIL IS TAHT" little did he know it was actually tiffanyy from keyrgyeryryastanstan who was also the ex daddy of mike wazowski and do i really need to explain who mike wazowkssjki is
no i didnt think so
oh yeah i forgor💀 what was happenign
JESUS-WILLOW-SMITH GOT TIRED OF YALLS BULLSHIT AND HOPPED ON THE ROBLOX WITH HER ROBLOX SUGAR DADDIES BC SHE WAS A ROBLOX HOE #relatable :pensive: :pensive:
but when she got on roblox she realized her sugar daddy wasn't taking her to buffalo OR wingstop......... but they went to JUST WINGS
she screwms "WHAT YHE FUCK?????????? I SEX YOU AND THIS IS WHAT I GET IN RETURN?????? (she likes sex and food #notlikeothergirls)"
"bbg I'm sorry money tight right now 😔"
"MY PUSSY IS TIGHTER SO DONT EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT TIGJT BITCHASS"
she bitchslapped him with her 800 dollar purse from the dollar general where the cashier sexxed her too
she realized that she didn't need anymo sugar daddies bc all they did was disappoint her......... both in bed and with their money
she knocked on jake from ajrz door and said "OPEN UP BABY" and he opened the door bc he's submissive little bitch who does what he's told 🙄 😒
she slapped him too bc he deserved it then she evicted him and took all his money
