Cassidy, Jaz, and Emie are sitting on a bench
Kat: Why do you guys look so sad?
Cassidy: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Kat sits down*
Jaz: The bench is freshly painted.
Cassidy: *Screams*
Jaz: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Emie: Should we do something?
Kat: No, I want to see who wins.
Jaz, banging on the door: Cassidy! Open up!
Cassidy: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Kat: No, they meant-
Emie: Let them finish.
Jaz: I think Emie was right.
Cassidy: I'm surprised she hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Kat: She wouldn't do that.
Emie: You're right, Kat. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Emie: *turns around, the shirt she's wearing says 'Emie Told You So' on the back*
Cassidy: Kat isn't answering her phone.
Jaz: I'll call.
Emie: Cassidy and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Kat: Hello?
Emie: Listen, I can explain...
Kat: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?
Jaz: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!
Cassidy: You guys are getting paid?
Emie: Kat, I'm sad.
Kat: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Jaz: Cassidy, I'm sad.
Cassidy, nodding: mood.
Emie: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Kat: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Jaz: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Cassidy: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
Emie: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Emie and Kat, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Jaz: Our turn, Cassidy! One, two, three- vanilla!
Cassidy, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
Cassidy: What if people had food names and food had people's names?
Emie: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Cassidy for dinner.
Kat: What is wrong with you people?
Jaz: Shut up, chocolate.
Cassidy: Emie, we're hungry!
Jaz: Emie! What's for dinner?
Kat: We're hungry, Emie!
Emie, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
Kat: *Gasp*
Cassidy: wHAT??
Kat: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Cassidy: *inhales*
Jaz, in another room with Emie: Why can I hear screeching?
*In a horror movie situation*
Kat: I've got no service on my phone here.
Emie: Shoot, my battery just died.
Cassidy: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
Jaz: Guys, my phone is a book.
Kat: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Jaz: That's deep.
Emie: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Jaz: That's deeper.
Cassidy: ...You guys are idiots.
Jaz and Cassidy: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other*
Emie:
Kat, exasperatedly: We have a guest.
