Cassidy: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Jaz: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Kat: A realist sees a freight train.
Emie: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
Cassidy: Can I be frank with you guys?
Jaz: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Kat: Can I still be Kat?
Emie: Shh, let Frank speak.
Cassidy: There is no future. there is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Jaz:
Kat:
Emie:
Everyone Else At Cassidy's Surprise Birthday Party:
Jaz: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Cassidy: You guys worried about Jaz?
Kat: Totally!
Emie: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Cassidy: And what'd you say?
Emie: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Kat:
Cassidy: They're lucky to have you as a friend.
Emie: Exactly.
Cassidy: Count me in!
Jaz: Who the heck are you?!
Cassidy: Oh, you know my sibling! They worked at Wendy's.
Jaz: Oh yeah, Kat! How are they doing?
Cassidy: Oh yeah, not too good.They've been dead for the past month.
Emie: What the heck, they didn't tell us!
Cassidy: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Kat: Put spaghetti in it.
Cassidy: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Emie: Put spaghetti in it.
Cassidy: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Jaz: Put spaghetti in it.
Cassidy: I am no longer taking suggestions.
Cassidy: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!
