hockeys becomes a therapist

origin

Hockeys : I did what you asked now we're my ice cream

Reg : you ain't getting shit you somehow manage to set my office on fire idk how I only told you to wipe down my desk

Hockeys : buuuut I did it so it counts I will prefer my ice cream in a cone this time not in those cheap ass foam cups they make it taste gross

Reg : yeah no you still ain't getting shit

So that was how this shit show began
I needed to find a way to get my own ice cream because reg being the bitch he is didn't let anyone gimme ice cream money aswell
A paper flew into my face  I took it off of my face no duh how else am I suppose to see and looked at it

Hockeys : is this how my villian arc begins
Oh Nevermind it's a job application
Imma just throw this

It only took me 5 seconds but then I realized hey why not get a job become rich af and get all the ice cream I want
Heck I can even flex on reg jk I wouldn't do that who am I kidding I would definitely do that

Hockeys : what job is this anyways
McDonald's?  yeah no let's see is there's more of these

I try to look for more of these job application and then realized I was being a dumbass and could've just do it online instead of digging though papers like a emo raccoon
So I went home opened my laptop put on boyfriends slander on split screen  to get a good laugh while doing these

(Few days later)

So I either got declined or fired from every job a applied for cheesecake factory dairy queen heck even McDonald's since I was running out of options subway hot topic
I was actually doing well there but got fired because some blue hair bitch cancelled me for telling her to stfu
And I got banned from Twitter that same day but you know what fuck it I went to the final job I applied for

Hockeys : therapy huh well gusse I got no choice

Max : hey sup

Hockeys : uh who are you

Max : I work here

Hockeys : are you even in this verse ?

Max : no

Hockeys : yeah could tell you look like the you were created by Someone who's just done with life

Max : look bro I'm broke and somehow became the male version of Mrs rabbit

Hockeys : but emo

Max : exactly

Hockeys : dam but same I need cash aswell
Uh you know we're the boss is

Max : down the hall final door

Hockeys : ok also can I have a dollar

Max : no

Hockeys : touche emo boy

Max : didn't you work at hot topic and got fired the same day?

Hockeys : thank you for reminding me of my hate for Twitter girls see ya

I followed the man's direction and opened the office door I just see camil reading something while sitting on the office chair  kicking his feet because he was to short for the chair ngl I feel like almost everyone is to short for it

Camil : greetings hockeys

Hockeys : hey I applied to work here
Wait are you the boss ?

Camil : no I just come here to read in the library while my brother gets his beer since it's near by and the boss just came up to me and was like hey kid watch my office for me hers 5 bucks and left

Hockeys : oh dam what did he say about job applications

Camil : idk he just said I can do what I want just don't fuck anything up

Hockeys : so can I ?

Camil : yeah sure i already know what you were gonna ask

Camil opens the computer in the office I'm not even going to ask how he knows every username and password on this but he finds my application

Camil : Now let's see the only  questions you didn't answer were
14 do you have a criminal record
And 20 why did you apply for this

Hockeys : what's the point in asking that people don't work for fun they work for cash

Camil : valid point now about the criminal record

Hockeys : uhhh I don't have one

Camil : 🤨

Hockeys : I don't have one that I know of

Camil : oddly suspicious

Hockeys : oh come on I wanna flex on reg

(5 seconds of silence)

Camil : you got cake?

Hockeys : no

Camil : cookies?

Hockeys : no

Camil : uhh ice cream?

Hockeys : getting some after this

Camil : fine you're hired for now at least

Camil : also did you know there's fanfiction written about you

Hockeys : what in the

Camil : yeah apparently everyone here has dam the pirates gang  sure has a lot what dose nsfw mean tho

Hockeys : I'm ending this conversation bye

As I close the door all I could hear was

Camil : WHAT IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I JUST READ

Along with something thrown on the floor probably threw his phone or something curiosity killed a cat they say

And so my job as a therapist begins