I had finally left my stupid family behind. They always said id never amount to anything but I know that they were wrong . My thneed was going to be a success I just needed the right material. I was determined to do anything to make this successful.
After a few days of traveling I hit the jackpot the Truffula trees were perfect for my thneed. I chopped down the tree and began working on my process. All of a sudden this damn Orange man appeared.
"Who in the hell are you ??" I said looking down at this small 2'3 creature in front of me. He was very strange looking. Looked like a oompa loompa on crack.
"I am the Lorax I speak for the trees" he said firmly.
"Uhh okay ? Well i'm busy right now man so imma go back to what I was doing" I turned around and began working.
"I saw you chop down this tree Onceler"
"How in the hell do you know my name? And yes I did what about it" thinking to myself does he wanna fight or some cuz i'll whip out the glock and spin organe boy block rn.
"Because I speak for the trees bitch" This little skinny bastard wanna be bad tf.
"I'm trynna work on my million dollar idea i'll accept fan mail later sweetheart" I shut my door and spend the next hour crafting my thneed.
-THE NEXT DAY-
My thneed was finally done and I had a sales pitch in mind. I was going in to town to advertise it. I arrived in the towns square and began my song. Well uhh it didn't go to plan...
A week after i still had no luck so i returned tp my camp disappointed and feeling like a absolute failure. So I layed in bed
RUMBLESSSSSSSSSS
"WTF" i yelled
All of a sudden hundreds of people approached singing about how they needed a thneed and throwing money my way. I knew then and there i was gonna be rich as fuck.
My family arrived shortly after so they could help me begin the process of making my company.
"Oncie I always knew you were gonna make us rich baby." said Oncies mother
"Listen here bitch you work for me now be quiet and get to damn work" I was so tired of her bullshit , damn gold digger with that ugly ass dog around her neck. Bitch is probably a damn in bred.
The whole family was shocked...
"Yeah I know y'all heard me. None of you walk over me now i'm in charge now get to work" I finally set my foot down with my family and it felt amazing.
A few months had passed and buisness was booming i was filthy rich. My factory was growing. I had played all my cards right and I looked damn good doing it. I shared some of the money with my family to be nice. But the majority of it was mine.
And ofc we had the Lorax hating on me
"You have to stop chopping all the trees down. Can't you see what's happened? How bad the air is ? How nothing can grow here. You need to stop before it's to late"
I paused to think of his words . He had a point but the money was my only concern.
"I will chop as many trees as I want. I've done nothing illegal and my buisness is booming I will never stop."
"You have been warned." said the Lorax he exited the building after.
I have been warned ?? Bitch please ...
