Reading About The Child Of Artemis

Burning Food

So apparently, these campers don't know how to shut up, seeing as the bathroom incident spread in just a few hours. 

"We were so shocked a newbie beat and embarrassed Clarisse."Pollux said.

So wherever I went, campers just pointed at me and murmured some shit about toilet water. Or they were just talking about Annabeth, who was basically dripping with sewer water. 

"That too." Piped up Katie.

Despite me soaking her, she still showed me around. She showed me the metal shop where some buff kids forged cool swords, the arts and crafts room where I saw satyrs making a marble sculpture of Pan,

Hermes looked down sad for his lost son.

And lastly, the climbing wall. The climbing wall was the best thing at this damn camp. It had two facing walls that shook violently,dropped some big ass boulders, sprayed hot ass lava, and clashed together if you didn't get your ass up to the top in time.

"That sounds like so much fun!" Frank said, "Reyna can we get one?" 

"No."

"Aww come on babe let them have some fun if you do..." Said Ariadne making Reyna grin and pull her closer.

"Okay I'll let them get one if that happens tonight." Said Reyna.

"Yeah no. If it ain't PG you ain't doing it with my daughter." Remarked Artemis murderously.

 I was so trying that.Finally, we returned to the canoeing lake, where the trail led back tothe exotic cabins. 

"I've got training to do," Annabeth said indifferently. 

"Dinner's at seven-thirty. Just follow your cabin to the mess hall." 

Damn. Who stuck a rod up her ass? Wait. I did... 

The throne room roared with laughter once more.

"Annabeth, I'm so- I'm sorr-" I just couldn't seem to say the damn word. "Look, what I'm trying to say is that I'm sorrrrrrrr... eeeeee?" 

"She's just like you, my love." Said Artemis as she held Zoe closer. The baby had been moved to a crib they flashed in. This allowed Artemis more access to her wife.

It came out like a question. 

Annabeth, who was looking amused through the whole thing, put back her mask of indifference and said, "Whatever." 

"Ok, do you know how hard that was? And all I get is a damn whatever?! I NEVER apologize! You should be honored!" 

"Me? Honored? Yeah, keep dreaming." 

"Just go back to your training!" Annabeth narrowed her eyes at me, studying me. 

"You need to seethe Oracle. I'll talk to Chiron about it." 

"You know what," I said exasperated, "I'm not even gonna ask." After my little speech, I stared at the lake, not really expecting someone to come out from the bottom. 

"That would be nice." Ariadne contemplated. 

"Shut up moon brain and listen." 

"Yes ma'am."

"Holy shit! She gave me a heart attack!"All the little blue lady did was wave. I just gave her a dirty look; I hate being scared. 

"Can you just be nice for once and wave at the girl?" Annabeth demanded."Aren't you supposed to be training? Take your ass out of my convo and leave."