Crazy South Park love Craig Tucker x reader(Cartman sister)

The list

(Craig POV)

I have my girlfriend brother up my ass but I was able to read the last chapter what was your excuse

(Y/N POV)

In the cafeteria

"Fellas,fellas!" Butter runs to the table.So are we going to act like I'm not here,cool. "It's—Oh,my god!,you're not going to believe this!"

"Dude,butter calm down." Stan told him as he look up from his phone.

"Okay,Okay..,I was talking to Pete Richmond,And he said that Danny Chatswicksaid,that his sister told home that the girls in our class,Have a list that rates every boys look,from cutest to ugliest!" Butter was talking fast.then he turn and look at Alex. "Oh,is this a new kid?"

"Yeah this is my mom's boyfriend son Alex"

"Hi." Alex waves at everyone at the table.

I know about all the listings because Bebe love to talk about it. And she had me help too.

"So,who do you they say is the cutest?" Craig ask butter.

"I don't know." Butter told him.

"who do they say is the ugliest?" Tolkien ask.

Butters sigh at them asking all theses questions that he didn't have an answer to."I don't know,it's like a girl thing,They won't let anybody see the list but they."

"Y/N do you know?" Craig ask me,then everyone at the table look at me.

"Yes and no, the girls ask for my opinion because they need all the girls vote. I don't want to be part of the whole list making things. It's just stupid and a waste of time."

"They can't do that,who are they to judge us on how we look?" Eric was upset about the list.

"Yeah,Y/N do you think they rate us just for looks,or they take personality into account?" Stan ask me and once again everyone was looking at me!

"I don't know Stan all they ask is who the girls like and they mad a vote then a chart and whatever else they need to do."

"This sounds stupid why do you keep ice care so much? There's just girls want me to go like you want me to they won't." Alex told the guys.

"Well, if a girl thinks you're ugly that means you're actually ugly as guys pick on each other all the time so I have a stuffe don't believe that he's a teacher that was a girl called you ugly do you actually ugly that's why it matters?" Craig said.

"If it's just looks,then I think I'm safe." Clyde smiled.

"You guys,who cares of the girls Mede some stupid list?,girls make dumb list all the time." Kyle told them.

"Exactly Kyle!" Alex said

"Thank you.Alex."

"Yeah,Kyle's right screw it,we have better things to worry about." Eric went back to eating his lunch.

And for some odd reason Craig got upset,I don't know why I love him the way he is.

"You're just saying that because you know,you're gonna be very last on the list." Craig told Eric, with an angry tone in his voice.

Wow didn't see that coming,I wonder why he care so much about a list the girls made anyway.

"Oh,please,I don't think so,Craig.chicks think I'm way hotter the you." Eric roll his eyes.

"You don't think they'd put the fat tub of lard at the bottom?!" Craig yelled at him and slammed his hands on the table.

"No,because chicks know I'm not fat,I'm buff." Eric had a smile on his face knowing he's getting on Craig nerves.