Chapter 3 : Silicon Breast

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With an indignant feeling in his tone of voice, Otto complained loudly, "But, what does this have to do with fake silicone breasts?!!"

Indeed, Otto Apocalypse is someone who is genuinely in love with Kallen Kaslana. It's while it's true that the Archbishop certainly can do anything for Kallen, even fighting the whole world or doing an endless amount of horrible things. Still, surely it has nothing to do with fake silicone breasts, right? ? !!

When Xiao Chen heard Otto's question, he put his fist to his mouth and coughed lightly. Then he said seriously: "You have to consider the background of the era at that time."

"Background? What background?" When Otto said so, Xiao Chen had analyzed that the blonde man would ask that question, so he had prepared the answer in advance.

"The setting of this movie is in Europe, and Otto at that time was pretending to be a European lady." Xiao Chen said slowly; at the same time, he made a lifting motion on his chest and drew a semi-circle, saying:

"The usual noble lady at the age of twenty at that time had their body nicely developed, right?"

"For example, Kallen Kaslana, who was at the time had become a saint for around three- or four years, I believe her body had developed quite nicely, right? If you consider the background of the times, those noble ladies who have been growing should have around the same size as Kallen, and since their breast is big, it makes sense for someone that would pretend to be a woman to have a noticeable breast too right? That's why I made this big cup of fake silicone breasts."

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With wide eyes and a dumbfounded expression on his face, Otto's head slowly turned toward Xiao Chen, and he thought, 'How did you know the size of Kallen's breast ? ? ?'

Otto felt that the green hat on his head become a little heavier, but he still resisted the idea of punching the Herrscher in front of him and asked: "If it is considering the background at the time, I can understand it, but considering the setting Otto in this scenario is just him pretending to be a lady to gain the guard attention, do you really need for his disguise to be so detailed?"

"I had considered that too; as I said before, Otto is the type of man who can do anything for the woman he loves, and crossdressing for the woman he loves is within the boundary of the thing that he's willing to do."

Smiling wrily, Otto complained in his heart, 'Thank you, although you compliment me, it doesn't make me feel happy.'

"In order to support the one he loves, Otto will not let anything go wrong with the plan. From its looks, Otto's face is not feminine at all, and after makeup, it is barely considered gender-neutral. His body figure is also not slender at all, and his shoulder is also too broad; no matter how you look at him, you can't see him as a girl unless you are into that kind of thing, if combined with the fact that he doesn't have any breast on his chest, the disparity of him with the normal girl at that era is too big!"

While smiling wryly, Otto thought, 'Although you are insulting me, why am I happy...'

"So, to make up for the difference, to make himself more feminine, Otto went ahead and invented the fake silicone boobs! When you think about it from that angle, it makes sense, right!? If he doesn't do at least that much, then the only reason the guard is seduced by Otto is that they are blind!"

Sorry to burst your bubble, young man, but from what I remember that night, it seems the guard is blind!

At that time, Otto didn't think about his disguise too much. But now that he thinks deeper about it, if it wasn't because it was night at that time, and it was really dark, there is no way any regular guard couldn't see that he was just a man wearing a girl's dress, his disguise at that time is really full of flaw.

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