Me: excuse me, I lost my friend, may I make an announcement?
Store manager: sure!
Me, leaning into the mic: Deighlen, I'm going home without your ass, goodbye you little shit
YOU ARE READING
We're the dumbest people on earth Book three
HumorApparently the limit for chapters is 200 so here's another one of my friends and I being dumbasses
Goodbye
Me: excuse me, I lost my friend, may I make an announcement?
Store manager: sure!
Me, leaning into the mic: Deighlen, I'm going home without your ass, goodbye you little shit