Anything that Fits Skits

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Tundra: ...
Tundra: What's grass?
Jungle: Grass is the stuff that makes a lawn
Wind: My lawn is made of weeds
Jungle: Why is your lawn made of weeds?
Wind: Why is your brain the size of a pebble?
Smoke: If you guys don't shut up, I'm going to set you both on fire!
Ocean: Hey guys I'm back! What happened while I was out catching you all some actual food?
Jungle, Wind, Smoke: SHUT UP!!!
Tundra just sitting there completely confused...

Smoke: *finds poisonous snake*
Smoke: Ooo tasty!
Everybody else: What the actual Mega is wrong with you!?

Tallows that entered God mode:
Queen Dolphin ... Protecting eggs when she was only an apprentice princess and everyone else died in an attack.
Dune ... Protecting his brother and the world from a power hungry Shalight.
Spark ... Killing himself in an attempt to kill his younger brother in a fit of pure jealousy.

Smoke Tallows: sleep like snake...
Jungle Tallows: sleep like sloth...
Wind Tallows: sleep like bird...
Tundra Tallows: SLEEP LIKE CAT!

Where each tribe would work if they were human:
Tundra- pet trainer
Ocean- celebrity
Wind- grocery store or fast food employee
Smoke- lawyer
Jungle- farmer

Hawk: I'm bored. I wanna go do something today!
*Takes a few steps into the jungle*
Hawk: Nevermind... I wanna be safe today!

Volcano the Smoke tallow getting put into a pumpkin costume: "I hate you all"
Also him in the bathroom: "I'm so adorable"

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