i wake up at eight. i guess i slept in? i sit up and check my phone. no new notifications. i sigh and start to get ready. first, i pull my waist length platinum blonde luxurious silky smooth blonde hair into a messy bun and throw on some sweatpants and a sweatshirt. i look in the mirror and see my pale blue orbs staring back at me. i don't wear makeup, so i curl my super duper trooper long eyelashes and put lip balm on my pale pink faded rose plump lips. i walk downstairs and i find the entirety of one direction in my kitchen. "good morning kid, these are your new parents. they're adopting you because i'm in the mafia and i have to go away." i gasp as harry styles' orbs look into mine. i blush and tuck my platinum blond waist length hair behind my ear. suddenly, i'm in a van with all of my new parents. they explain how technically i'm not related to them so i can have romantic relationships with them. i notice harry styles' orbs looking at me while one of the other members said that. i blush again. we arrive at the house.
smut
harry and i are alone in a room. he looks at me and says "y/n ive wanted you sense the day your mother abandoned you" you walk closer to him and respond "ive wanted you even longer" as your orbs gaze into each other. your lips sloppily attack the others and his tounge creeps into your mouth. 'blearhchhs' go the sounds of lovemaking
timeskip
his 48 inch member throbs as you sit on it. he is in you. you gasp and make sexy noises while harry grips you. moan moan goes the cow in the meadow and the kids in the bedroom.
harry poumds into you with his thick friend. his girth. his monster schlong. his genitals. (i can't do this anymore) you scream his name 'harr' in a british accident. he cries because his massive schlong.
you grap his hand and cream as you cry
he explodes inside of you
the cows are concerned
aftercare under the blankey
harry is petting you like a cow while you cry. hoq cod he have never told you hw was so large? how does he hide his massive schlong duribg concerts? you cry bwcayse the answer will nevet be know.
neil qalks i'm om you crying. "y n are you ijay? i have food he sets food on harry, unknowing of the massive schlo. the world can never be happy again until wveyone knows of harrys thick friend, you decide. you make a facebook post 'harry styles adopted me and he is 48 inches be known' all 8 trulliom people in the world like the psor because you are so popular. everyone is happy and harry's 47 inch friwnd continues to exist.
