8 years since JaidenAnimations started her career, Sam (the main protagonist) doesn't seem to get it; he still thinks that he'll "get her heart" even though she came out as Aroace. Will Sam be able to take JaidenAnimations' attention? Does he even s...
...Sam did not stop here. He would proceed to find and contact the guy behind Dis.great - an evil website that revealed what servers a user joined by username alone - to ask him about Jaiden's whereabouts. He eventually finds their Telegram and contacts them.
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Sam: hi Sam: do you know where jaidn? Dis.great Admin: yea, JaidenAnimations#[REDACTED] was in the following servers back in 2020:
- Pokemon World - Cooking Master - Aim for the Burned Pie Percent! - Gangster's Paradise - Nutdealer - Birdland
Sam: wow thx!!! ♥ Dis.great Admin: anytime homie
Sam would proceed to join each one of those servers with an alt account, he finds out that she is in Nutdealer and Gangster's Paradise Discord servers, and USED to be in Pokemon World, Cooking Master, and Birdland, but she left later down on the line. She is incredibly lurky though, only spoke once in only one of those servers; Birdland.
Two years ago, an user named AnomalousMotherFucker (username is not exaggerated) said something so funny Jaiden felt obligated to reply. Sam would stalk this AnomalousMotherFucker user and, out of sheer luck, manage to find their secret Twitter; he found out that they did in fact, get a reply from Jaiden on a meme tweet they made about Pokemon in the past. Thus explaining why Jaiden was comfortable replying to this... anomalous person?
But no matter, Sam decides that if he were to replicate this MotherFucker user and make funny meme posts to get Jaiden's attention, he'll surely succeed on securing his significant other... or so he thought.
But JUST in case, Sam opened his private account (pfp and banner are Jaiden, and posts are full of Jaiden images by the way) and replied to a random tweet of the MotherFucker user, asking for their wisdom on how they got Jaiden to "warm up" to them...
Sam: "Let's see what they will say, bet they'll help me out heheh"
[PERSPECTIVE OF AnomalousMotherFucker]
another day, another excuse to beat the shit out of someone
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AnomalousMotherFucker may seem like a kind person, but they are on their absolute peak of patience. One of those days, AnomalousMotherFucker will burst out and go maximum unhinged at an unfortunate soul. Despite their username, they're abnormally chill and collected, but lately they keep running into annoying situations that feel almost as if they're rigged against them.
None of this could stop AnomalousMotherFucker from being a decent human being though. They are an Anomalous Motherfucker, after all.
Out of boredom, AnomalousMotherFucker would finally open their Twitter for the first time in months (to see their loveable idiots and their good ol' delusions, perfect site for enterainment!). It appeared that there is a notification for them (they have push notifications turned off)
Two days ago, a user named "BIGGEST JAIDEN STAN IN THE UNIVERSE!!" with a weird Jaiden image, bio says that he is "Jaiden's chosen one~ ♥♥♥" - y'know, the expected bullshit of a Jaiden stan - has replied to a random tweet of Anomalous, saying "hii AnomalousMotherFucker, do you have the time for an inquiry? Thank you!"
Anomalous's first thought was to block them... but it wouldn't be any fun to just block a moron.
Why not troll this idiot instead?
AnomalousMotherFucker would reply "yeah sure, get on the DMs", and the Jaiden stan actually got into the DM nearly instanteously- quite sus. "The kind of sus I would expect from Among Us", Anomalous thought. "Must be an Impostor."
...Anomalous is on their 20s, and still didn't get to fix their shitty humor. Please give them a chance.
So Anomalous makes their coffee in preparation for the most entertaining clown performance they'll ever see in their entire life. Gotta stay fully awake as the bullshit goes down. Oh right they also put popcorn in the microwave for obvious reasons.
Anomalous would come back with fully prepared coffee and popcorn-- fully decked out! - and start typing on the keyboard...
AnomalousMotherFucker: hey BIGGEST JAIDEN STAN: Hi, so you know how you contacted Jaiden Animations in the Pokemon World Discord server? AnomalousMotherFucker: yeah i remember that day... good times AnomalousMotherFucker: [MALICIOUS URL] AnomalousMotherFucker: the same day i did your mom
AnomalousMotherFucker proceeds to immediately block the stalker. No quarters for filth, i guess.
AnomalousMotherFucker: "HAH GOT 'EM!!! Now's about time i did something more worth my time, the first thing needs to be done is closing this foresaken app."
[BACK TO SAM'S PERSPECTIVE]
Jawdropped, heart broken.
He saw the user AnomalousMotherFucker block him with his own two eyes. True display of betrayal. How could someone who reached out to Jaiden do this...?
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