8 years since JaidenAnimations started her career, Sam (the main protagonist) doesn't seem to get it; he still thinks that he'll "get her heart" even though she came out as Aroace. Will Sam be able to take JaidenAnimations' attention? Does he even s...
No way to get her attention on Twitter. No way to get her attention on Instagram. No way to get my beloved anywhere near me. I even opened AnomalousMotherFucker's URL out of desperation... and it had NOTHING!
What am I doing wrong?
If only I was a gifted artist... I could've...!
Sam: "DAMN IT!" *Sam slams the table as hard as he can, unfortunately his body is as frail and weak as a mice*
...Ouch.
Sam: "...It hurts..."
Sam: "Love hurts..."
...
...........
.........................................
Is that it...?
Is this how it ends...? Spend my entire life without my beloved, my chosen one? My crush?
*a faint knock can be heard*
*... another faint knock, but a bit louder*
The knocking just gets progressively worse, yet Sam doesn't seem to notice there's something wrong.
Is he even paying attention?!
...Mom's griller going crazy again, no need to worry, Sam. No need to worry... I should go back watch some JaidenAnimations videos, relieve the good times, the beginning of our fruitful relationship.
*HIS DOOR GETS SLAMMED*
**THWACK**
*Door's flat out BROKEN!*
?!?!?!??!?
Sam: "HUAH?!? WHO'S THERE?!"
*slow, villainous footsteps can be heard. The shadow of a slim silhouette of a figure can be seen*
???: "Thought you could get away with your cringe, huh?"
A masked woman walks into the room, wearing a trenchcoat and holding a larger-blade-than-usual kitchen knife.
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???: "You know, you shouldn't just click random links, that could get you in danger." ???: "...Unfortunately for you, danger has already arrived. And she's about to shank ya to death, fuckface!"
AnomalousMotherFucker: "ANOMALOUSMOTHERFUCKER IN THE HOOOUSEE!"
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9 swings under a second. Not just mere flails, they were perfectly calculated.
A stab to the head, a cut on the crotch, a stab on the heart, two vertical cuts for each armpit, a quick slash to the throat, a quick slide horizontal cut on the eyes, a huge horizontal swing aimed at the center of mass and an overhead vertical cut of DOOM right in the middle of his body. An extremely extra and savage finale!
*Sam's more-than-dead corpse drops like a GMOD ragdoll. Lifeless and soulless. Not even a single twitch*
AnomalousMotherFucker maniacally laughs.
AnomalousMotherFucker: ""LOVE HURTS", HUH?! MAYBE IT WOULDN'T HURT IF YOU REALIZED HOW MUCH OF A BITCH YOU ARE!!"
AnomalousMotherFucker: "But who I am to talk, you're just a yet another shitty Jaiden Animations stan, I won't bother arguing with y'all on anything."
*Sam's Mom walks in, smiling delightfully* Sam's Mom: "Thank you so much, brave lad-" AnomalousMotherFucker: "I'm no lady, I'm just a phantom." "A haunting phantom." Sam's Mom: "I'm sorry, haunting phantom, but pLEAASE, I must repay you for getting rid of this nuisance of a young man!" AnomalousMotherFucker casually leaves the scene. Almost as if Sam's Mom isn't talking to her right now.
