Keeping up with the V3

Meet the cast part 1

It's the pilot day which meets its time to introduce the cast. It took the monokubs 5 hours to give the teens their ultimate talents, but they finally arrived in the cottage. ( Monokuma has transported them to a luxury island cottage with a casino, bar, and sex hotel). Now on Keeping up with V3. Let's meet the cast!

Shuichi:" uhh hi, I'm Shuichi Saihara, the ultimate detective I think...."

Kaede:" you are the ultimate detective Shuichi. You have to have more confidence.

Shuichi:" yeah your right, I just get more nervous on camera .."

Kaede:" oh where are my manners, I am Kaede Akamatsu, the ultimate pianist "when I was a kid, I use...

" Okay Bitch we don't have time for a long fucking backstory"

Kaede:" ok :("

Miu:" whazzzzzz up You FUCKING VIRGINS!!!! IT ME, MIU IRUMA, the ultimate inventor!!

Shuichi:" Miu, you don't have to yell at the camera, and swearing at Kaede was really rude."

Miu:" the fuck you said you Sherlock emo looking saggy dicklet?"

"Ohhhhh Saihara-chan😘😘😘😘😘😘😍😍"

Shuichi:"😩😩😩 I'm gonna cry in my emo corner😭😭😭"

Kokichi:" MIU!!! HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF SHUICHI YOU PUSSYFOOT SLUT BITCH!!!

Miu:"😭😭😭😭😫😫😫😫😫😫 pussyfooted slut bitch"

Kokichi: "nehehehehe, I'm Kokichi oma, the ultimate supreme leader!!"

Kokichi:" don't be sad Shumai, that bitch won't mess with you again. I will even protect you with my life."

Kaede:" that sounds like a...."

Kokichi:" a lie.... yeah I know. I'm a professional liar baby~"

" Ummm excuse me"

Kokichi:" huh who said that"

" I did dumbass"

Kokichi:" oh Ryoma, I didn't see you there, and also ccccallling me a d-d-dumbass was sooooooooo MEAN!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"

Ryoma:" 😑"

Kokichi:" wow that felt better, anyway I guess it's your turn Ryoma."

Ryoma:" Ryoma Hoshi, former ultimate tennis pro"

Shuichi:" that's it???"

Ryoma:" yeah?"

Miu:" wow for a fucking midget, you have a pretty interesting backstory."

Ryoma:" oh I did have an interesting one and it was shit to me"

Shuichi:" I heard you killed a mafia leader with an iron ball. I saw it on the news last year"

Kokichi:" WOW!! YOU KILLED SOMEONE!!!!"

Kaede:" oh my God, what happened!?"

Ryoma:" I spent a year in prison and it was fucking hell. Are we done now?"

"Yes we are"

Korekiyo:" my name is Korekiyo Shenjigi and my ultimate is the ultimate anthropologist "

Kokichi:" Kiyo, do you think you look more emo compared to Shumai?"

Korekiyo:" no, even with my hat off. I'm guessing Ryoma?"

Ryoma:" I didn't fucking care whether I'm emo-looking or not."

Shuichi:" oh come on guys, enough with my emo style.

Miu:" ahhhh, Shuichi emo look😏 dic.."

Kokichi:" shut your dirty mouth up, you fucking slut!"

Miu:"😫😫"

Kaede:" let's move on"

Angie:" YA HA, I'm Angie Yonaga, the ultimate artist!!!"

Kaede:" finally a normal introduction."

Angie:" Atua predicted there was some drama."

Ryoma:" omg I'm sick of this cultural shit!!"

Angie:" Atua will remember that, Ryoma."

Ryoma:" whatever ."

Keebo:" is it my turn now?"

Angie:" yep."

Keebo:" uh hi, my name is K1-B0, the ultimate robot. Please call me Keebo."

Kokichi:" aw such a sweet introduction from a penis-less robot🥰🥰"

Keebo:" how robophobic!!!"

Miu:" don't worry, Kiiboi. I can create a big dick if you want. Even bigger than Kokichi's shrimp size dick.

Kokichi:" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. SAIHARA- CHAAAAAAAAAAN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭!!!!!!!!"

Shuichi:" there, there Kokichi😔"

Kaede:" uhhh Shuichi???"

Angie:" nehahahaha, soo much drama in the room, right Atua??"

Ryoma:" that's gay"

Korekiyo:" aaaaaahhhh yeah, sooo much pleasure🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 SISTER!!!!!!

Monokubs:".........."

Monokuma:" I'm exhausted, until next time on Keeping up with V3"

Kaito: "wait a fucking minute, I didn't introduce myself"

Gonta:" Gonta too did not introduce himself "

Tenko:" you degenerate bear!!!

Maki:" do you wanna die??

Monokuma:" hold on, there will be a part 2, so don't gang up on me!"

Until next time... so long bear well.