"PUHUHUHU, is this camera on."
" yes, Papa, the camera is on"
Monokuma:" Good, hi. I'm Monokuma, and I am here to broadcast a reality television show called "Keeping Up with V3. "
Monophanie:" Hi, I'm Monophanie, one of the co-hostess on this show."
Monokid:" YO SIS, PAPA IS NOT DONE
WITH HIS FUCKING INTRODUCTION!!!"
Monophanie:" oh sorry daddy, brhlhlhlrl"
Monotaro:" Ewwww, she threw up."
Monodam:" ............"
Monosuke:" Uhhhhh, please stop, and let's get this over with.?"
Monokuma:" Uh, never mind, anyway, kiddos, go introduce yourself. Well, I get the sad sacks.
Monokuma disappeared while the monokubs started their introduction.
Monokid:" IM MONOKID BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!"
Monotaro:" I am the one and only Monotaro."
Monosuke:" Monosuke".
Monokid:" And this quiet piece of shit is Monodam!!"
All: "AND WE ARE THE MONOKUBS !!!! NICE TO MEET YOU URISINE!!!!!!!!"
Monokid:" OH FUCK YEAH I'M SO FUCKING HARD THAT I FUCK MONODAM!!!
Monosuke:" Kid, that was so unnecessary and gross to say in the camera!"
Monophanie:" Well, what do we do now."
Monotaro: "I don't know, maybe wait for the father to return."
Monodam:"............."
Monosuke:" no, let's just go and meet the others"
Monokid:" FUCK YEAH!!!!"
Monotaro:" Monodam turn off the camera ".
Monodam stares blankly at Momotaro
Monosuke:" I'll do it."
Monosuke turned off the camera and said, " Monophanie, did you give the students their talents ?"
Monophanie:" uhhhh talents?"
Monokid:" Oh my GOD, you stupid BITCH!!!!"
Monosuke:" KID, LANGUAGE!!!!!!"
Monotaro:" Well, I'm calling Dad!"
1 hour ........
Monokuma:" YOU WHAT!!!!!!
Monosuke:" Don't worry, Father, we will have it done before they arrive."
Monokuma:" you better "
Monokuma disappears, leaving the Kubs to be by themselves.
Monodam:*breathes*
Monokid:" We are so fucked!!"
Monokubs:" Yup"
NEXT ON KEEPING UP WITH V3 :
Shuichi:" Well, I used to read many murder mystery stories.
Miu:" YOU MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY!!!!
Kokichi:" So, tell me, Ryoma, did you get gangbanged in the showers?"
Kaito:" I can see you at my place if you want to come over."
I think it's so long.
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Keeping up with the V3
DiversosAn Danganronpa reality show with the v3 cast. Warning: swearing, sex( love hotel scene), violence and other drama P.s Sadly due to being lock away, no one from the outside can't watch it, beside they never even heard of it.
