Golden Trio
(Hermione-Mione💖
Ron-Food king
Harry-chosen orphan)
Mione💖 added Wills to Golden TrioWills: What am I doing here and why is the groups name so lame
***-****-****:I came up with that
name🥺Wills: First of all NEVER use that emoji,second I only have Mione number so who is who
***-****-****:Ronald Weasley
***-****-****:The one and only Harry Potter
Wills:okay let me just change your names
and add you to my contactsWills changed ***-****-**** to "Food King"
Wills changed ***-****-**** to "chosen orphan"chosen orphan:
Wills:AHH FINN WOLHARD AMSBNSGSJAHNS MC SHSJBDHSHSHSGSFood King:Hermione what is wrong with her?
Mione💖:She fell off the bed from squealing
chosen orphan:Why did she fall off the bed from squealing?
Mione💖:Finn Wolfhard is her celebrity crush so that happens every time she sees him
Food boy:Is she okay
Mione💖:She is standing up now
Wills:okay I'm back but tell me this man isn't fine Wills:
Mione💖:I'm more into Joe but he is fineFood king:wait who is joe
chosen orphan:I have no idea
Wills:
Mione💖:we need to educate themWills:TO THE ROR
In real life
"Wills can you tell us where we are going."whined Harry.
"I can't tell you it's a surprise because you and Ronald need to be educated cause you gits don't know anything,and you live with Remus how come you don't them?"
"Well I don't really watch Netflix or anything.I just scroll through Instagram or Tiktok so."
"Wait someone's texting me."
Mione💖
Mione💖:Me and Ronald are here in the ROR so hurry I don't want to be left with him and his filthy ass crusty musty rat.
Wills:Me and Harry are close also I would just grab that rat and 🔫🔫🔨🔨🪓🪓🔪💣🧨🧹🧹🧹 you know
Mione💖:Well hurry up.WE ARE HAVING A STRANGER THINGS MARATHON WOOOOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!
Wills:WOOOOOOOJOOOOOOJSKZGXAKBZGDZJHARRYDBSKSVSJSJHGIVEMEGDHDHDHMYHDVDVDBPHOENE SJDBACKJSHDKSHD
Mione💖:The way I could read that.HARRY JAMES POTTER GIVE HER HER PHONE BACK!!
Wills:fine
Wills:wtf are her emojis 🧎♀️💖🔫😍🧹🪓👹🔨🥺✨🧨💣🔪🤭💀😎😉😐😔😰☺️📚😭📝😊😵💫😥😓😫😝Mione:GIVE HER THE PHONE BACK BEFORE I GET YOUR BROOM AND SNAP IT INTO PIECES!
Wills:Okay it's willow again wow that mf really exposed me
Wills:n e wayz we are here so┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓
A/n
So I was bored so I made this story.There will be references from other books and you will find out for your self when you read this.Also this is an updated a/n Ron has a normal rat but it grosses the girls out but then the rat dies around fourth year so ITS NOT P***R ITS JUST A NORMAL RATEve Potter Granger Lovegood Weasley Longbottom Nott Greengrass Wood Weasley Weasley
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