You're an Idiot ↞Harry James Potter social media ff↠

A message from a nosy godfather Y4

Harry's pov

Dogfather🐕‍🦺

Dogfather🐕‍🦺:Hey Harry

Miniprongs:hey pads

Dogfather🐕‍🦺:so Ron told me you
might like a girl.Is that true 🤔

Miniprongs:Er...no but I did become sorta friends
with Willow Longbottom,twin of Neville.
She is also a Gryffindor and is a chaser.

Dogfather🐕‍🦺:you seem to know a LOT about her
Wait you said Willow LONGBOTTOM!

Miniprongs:yeah what's wrong with that

Dogfather🐕‍🦺:nothing it's just that Lily
washer godmother and you and wills used
to always be around each other.It was a hassle trying to separate you guys.I think I have some baby pictures.

Miniprongs:Are you serious

Dogfather🐕‍🦺:That is me so but in all seriousness
yes.You can invite her and Neville over to Lupin Cottage for the winter holidays.

Miniprongs:Brilliant umm I'll ask her and Neville
I guess but I can't guarantee that they will come.

Dogfather🐕‍🦺:what is it with you and brilliant because you're always like "bRiLlIaNt"

Miniprongs:you and Wills will get along just great like both of you like teasing me.

Dogfather🐕‍🦺:😏😏

Miniprongs:DO NOT but I don't like her.I kept on telling Hermione and Ron over and over again I DONT LIKE HER.
Miniprongs:oh shit she just texted the group chat igtg ttyl

Dogfather🐕‍🦺:go get her but wait like a year I don't wanna be an uncle yet

Miniprongs:SIRIUS STOP OR IMA TELL MOONY YOU STOLE HIS CHOCOLATE AND ATE ALL OF IT AND BLAMED IT ON KREACHER

Dogfather🐕‍🦺:NO DONT HE WILL KILL ME AND HE WONT LET ME BE ON TO-I forgot you are 14 shit anyways ttyl

Miniprongs:ttyl and I understood that I have a ron and live with you

Dogfather🐕‍🦺:Lily would kill me

Lilyflower is online

Lilyflower:I can't but I can haunt you😈

Lilyflower is offline

Dogfather🐕‍🦺:wtf

Golden trio

Wills:the groups names need a little bit of
✨💖sPiCe💖✨

Wills changed the group name from
Golden Trio to My hoe + Ron
+ Harold

My hoe+Ron+Harold

Wills:thats better