Neil Sussyrega x Fem!Reader (but Y/N doesn't actually ever date him lol)

Party

You were prepared for the night of your life. You instantly ran to the place with the fruit punch. Y/N had to be quick to avoid the huge crowd of partygoers. When you got there, you ran into a man. "Oh my God!!! I'm so sorry!!!" Y/N said, flustered with embarrassment. "Ugh! It's you again!" The man said, "You have got to learn to watch where you're going the next time you are around me or anyone else!" You were confused until you saw the man's face. You both were covered in punch, but you could still see the brown hair. It was the guy from earlier. You were now even more flustered. "I'm so sorry!" You said in a fast-paced way of speaking and an embarrassed tone, "I promise I'll give you something good later if I ever see you again!" "Well I would rather never see you again than being given a gift out of your pity," the man remarked, "If anything the good thing is your ass being gone!" The man said. Y/N (an empath) could sense that the man was secretly embarrassed. He was definitely falling for you! I mean, look at the red spots on his face which is totally not spilt punch! All of a sudden, a man announced that there is a spin the bottle game. He was going to draw six names out of a hat and those who were chosen would play. "Mike Rotch, Dixie Normus, Tess Tickles, Mike Oxlong," The man said, "Oh wow!" Mike Rotch said. Mike Rotch was disturbed because Mike Oxlong was his cousin. "Neil Cicierega and Y/N!" The man said. Y/N and Neil looked at each other.
     The group of people report to the bathroom to play some juicy spin the bottle. Y/N's turn was first because it was "shortest goes first" and Y/N is such a smol bean. Y/N proceeded to spin the bottle and it landed on Nail. Nail proceeded to summon two trucks and run Y/N over. He escaped. Y/N realized that you don't have a chance with Neil.

Y/N are sent to the doctor's office because she got ran over. Y/N healed after a few days with just a broken arm (#luckygirlboss). Y/N went back home on a plane a few day later. Y/N was heartbroken (#brocken).