INMIMB, Crowscare & Tricks N Treats Oneshots

Incorrect Quotes

A/N: Sourced from ScatterPatters Incorrect Quote Generator, Linepoetry.com and perchance.org.

Also I don't know who made the picture up top. Credit to the artist

Also lot's of Ryo X Embry.

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Embry: Let me show you a picture from last night that upset me.
Ryo: Okay, but in my defence, Necrotary bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Embry: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO!?

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*The 3 eating*
Ryo: Embry, can you pass the salt?
Embry: *Grabs Necrotary and throws her across the table*

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Embry: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Necrotary: *Turns to Ryo*
Necrotary: How tall are you?

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Ryo: Christmas idea! We hang mistletoe but instead of kissing, you fight whoever's under it!
Necrotary: Ryo no please.
Embry: Mistlefoe.
Necrotary: Don't. Encourage. Him.

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Ryo: If Necrotary and I were drowning, who would you save?
Embry: You two can't swim?
Necrotary: It's a hypothetical question Embers, who would you save?
Embry: My time and effort.

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Necrotary: Embry's not answering their phone.
Ryo: Lemme try.
Necrotary: Me and Sunny tried six times already, what makes you thi-
Embry: What is it Ryo?

A/N: Sunny and Necrotary version.

Embry: Sunny's not answering her phone.
Necrotary: Let me try.
Embry: Me and Ryo called six times already, what makes you thi-
Sunny: Hey Necrotary!

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Embry: *Taps table*
Necrotary: *Taps back*
Ryo: What are they doing?
Sunny: Morse code.
Embry: *Aggressively taps table*
Necrotary: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Ryo: I turned out fine!
Ingram: This morning, you thought a ghost made your toast.
Ryo: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!! SO WHO PUT THE BREAD IN!?
Ingram: Probably Rune.
Ryo: ...oh

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Dr. D Light: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Embry: ...Killed without hesitation?
Dr. D Light: Embry NO.

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Necrotary: I think Embry was right.
Sunny: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Ryo: They don't do that!
Embry, walking into the room: You're right Ryo, 100% right, I don't do that!
Embry: *Turns around, they back of their shirt saying
'Embry Told You So'*

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Ryo: I think we're missing something.
Sunny: Teamwork?
Necrotary: Cohesion?
Embry: I general sense of what we're doing?

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Necrotary: Bring home PURIFIED water with NO added minerals.
Ryo: We got spring water.
Necrotary: NO
Embry: With EXTRA minerals.
Sunny: It's like liking a stalagmite.
Necrotary: DON'T COME HOME.
Embry: Mmmmmm cave water