Avengers react to Tony stark as Steve Harrington

Drugged Dickheads

"Okay! So long story short, Robin and Steve/Tony got kidnapped by Russians and interrogated, you will be reacting to them drugged." The Voice said earning numerous hums and groans.

S: "morons they messed up the drug."

R: "they messed it up! Morons!"

S+R "morons!"

"Idiots." Nat facepalmed as Clint rubbed her back trying not to burst out laughing.

S: "woahhhh!"

R: "there's definitely something wrong with us."

"No shit." Clint muttered shaking his head.

"Language."

"Okay grandpa."

[russians walk in grabbing a tool off the side]

S: "what is that shiny little toy?"

[the Russian brings the tool to Steve's fingers]

S: "woah woah hey no! Wait wait!"

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S: "Dustin."

R: "hey steven."

S: " yeah no, dustin Henderson."

R: "STEVE."

RS: "Dustin Henderson? Is this your small curly haired friend."

S: "ah curly hair, great hair. Small, kinda like a frog yeah."

RS: "is that so?"

S: "yes."

[ they burst out laughing]

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S: "Jesus slow down man."

R: "what is this the indi 500?"

S: "it's the indi 300"

R: "NO, dingus it's 500."

S: "it's 300!"

R: "let's say a million."

[they both burst out laughing]

"Oh my god kill me now."

"This is brilliant." Clint burst out laughing slapping his knee.

"This is embarrassing." Tony grimaced sinking into his chair.

"It's kinda funny." Peter admitted.

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[steve surfs on a trolley]

R: "you look like your surfing!"

E: "they seem drunk."

D: "why would they be drunk?"

S: "I'm a natural, check it out!"

[steve falls off]

R: "WIPEOUT!"

Everyone bursts out laughing whilst Tony shrunk into his chair even more, you'd think it was physically impossible but apparently not.

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[dustin pins Steve to the floor and holds his eyes open]

S: "owwww"

D: "his pupils are super dilated."