When Tyrants Were Adopted [discontinued]

One

Okay, fuckheads reading this. Got some shit to cover before we can story.

Old mother fuckers: welcome back. You know the drill.

New mother fuckers: welcome to a fuckhead's world. If you don't like it, too bad. You're free to leave; don't be a goddamn Karen on the way out.

Mother fucks who South Park hard as balls and except a masterpiece: this ain't it. If you're gonna bitch about how it doesn't fit with the show, let the door hit you on the way out. I've already dealt with a mother fucker like that who nearly scared me into not touching South Park at all once. Don't be like Vivian the bitch baby and get mad over me only watching two episodes, a bunch of shorts, and playing Fractured But Whole then writing this bullshit for fun. This is a fanfic, not a submission for the damn show. Don't get your undies in a damn knot over something this small.

Heads up: it's most likely wrong to make them older, but like fuck am I gonna write that kids banged and shit for example. I don't have that kind of code in my system so I guess this is me politely asking you to suck it up?

To River: hello. Welcome to your favorite shithead's world again.

Also, lol. Grammarly yelled at me for inappropriate use of words. Lol.

Okay, I think that's everything I had to cover. Let's get this shitshow of a bandwagon going.

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It was nighttime in Colorado and a certain redhead was up past his bedtime. He knew he should be asleep, but he had no other time to possibly do what he was doing right now.

No, it's not porn. I said this is a redhead, not Kenny. It's Kyle.

Anyway, Kyle knew that if he was caught, he'd be in trouble, but he loved this YouTube channel too much to just up and ditch their channel. He always watched their videos since he was 13.

What's the channel? You saw their PFP as the story cover. They're called Care & Stix. They've been posting videos monthly ever since Kyle's 13th birthday so I guess that makes it... Three years? Yes, three years at least since Kyle is 16. Four when Kyle turns 17 this year and he was excited too.

Tonight's video was showing an old face he enjoyed a lot and a brand new face to him.

The new face was of a redhead girl. Her hair was darker than his and wild yet straight, but she reminded Kyle of... a more playful Cartman so to speak. Maybe a bit of a psycho? Either way, she wore the glasses so this girl called "Hare" was being played by Care and Care always wears glasses.

The old face was his. Well, not HIS face, but it looked similar to his to the point where even Kyle thought he was seeing himself. This character was nicknamed "Carrot" by the fans, but Stix, the man who only ever played as him, clarified that he was called "Ky" or even nicknamed "Carrot Cake" or "CC" by Stix who always had a mouth bigger than average.

He seems to enjoy Ky a lot and during a live stream, Stix even said that he doesn't let Care TOUCH Ky. This made Kyle feel special since Stix was his favorite of the two.

This video was no different.

Tonight, Hare was becoming more and more of a beast as she sang, or rather beat boxed so to speak, while Ky just smiled and replied with one of Kyle's favorite voices.

No one knew what they truly sounded like since they used many, MANY different sounds in their videos. Even during live streams, their voices would change. Hell, the only thing that seemed official addressing Care and/or Stix was the fact that Care was an expressive girl with glasses who didn't mind playing guy characters while Stix was a laid-back man who keeps his mouth open showing his sharp inhuman-like teeth. Both seemed to be around his age. Maybe older?