𝙻𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙿𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚜 ➾ 𝙳𝚔𝙱𝚔/𝙱𝚔𝙳𝚔 𝙾𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜

𝙲𝚕𝚞𝚋𝚋𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 ➾ 𝙱𝚔𝙳𝚔 [ M/F ]

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Warning
| strong language | drinking | making out |

Quirkless Adult AU

If you're uncomfortable with any of the above, I advise you to look for something else.

Other than that, enjoy!!

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"Get up, babe! We're going to the club", Mina exclaimed as she hit the door open and entered way too enthusiastically.

Izuku looked up from where he was sitting on the couch in the living room, crying and eating chocolate ice cream, while being wrapped up in a blanket like a baby. "I don' wanna", he whined, his voice hoarse from crying so much.

"No can do, babes! You've been crying too much because of that asshole of an ex boyfriend, he doesn't deserve being cried after. Soo, to get you on other thoughts, we're gonna get drunk", she explained. "You mean get dicked down by strangers?"

"Among other things." "Mina.." The pink haired girl sighed and walked to her best friend. They've known each other since high school and were absolute trouble-bringers, along with a few other classmates.

"Izu, you have to get over him at some point. I just want to help you forget him. I know how hard breakups are, but you know that it was over the first time he cheated on you."

And fuck, did Izuku know that. He couldn't accept it just yet, though. He loved that piece of shit too much, more than he should've. He made sure that his ex knew just how much Izuku loved him, yet it was all for nothing.

"Were you serious when you said you were planning on getting drunk and go for an one-night-stand?", he then asked, a few tears still running down his cheeks. Mina hugged his side and smiled. "Of course not, babe. I was on the phone with Ochako two days ago and we decided to make, like, a class reunion."

Mina and Ochako were dating, they have been since their second year in high school and now they had their own little coffee shop. Izuku was close with her as well but due to their different work schedules, they didn't see each other as much, since Izuku was a teacher at a grade school even though Mina had offered him a job as barista.

"I really don't know, Mina. I'm not exactly in the right mood for interactions", he said thoughtfully. "I promise you can leave whenever you feel like it's too much. But personally, I feel like talking to our friends will make you feel a little better."

He huffed softly and put on the brightest smile he could manage. "Alright, let's go then." "Hell yeah, that's the spirit!" She pulled the green-head out of his blanket and sprinted into his room. They were living together in a small apartment; neighbors were used to the chaos by now and the ambulance was on speed dialing. Everything was great.

"Mina, you're gonna dislocate my shoulder—", Izuku exclaimed as he was dropped to sit on his bed. "Wouldn't be the first time that we'd have to call the ambulance." "Mina! They already hate me, it's worse than with Recovery Girl in high school." "Nahhh, you're fine."

Mina rummaged through Izuku's closet, trying to find a good outfit for the club. "Babe, your fashion sense is as bland as Mr Aizawa's class. Is this a teacher thing?", she stated. "Wha— My fashion sense is not bland, I just don't wear flashy things like fishnet-tops like you!"