How to Write a Horrible Story

Chapter Three

so this is chapter numero 3

i totally just forgotg whaht i was doing. then i realsied i was texting ashley!!1 yes ashley, my bedst friend.

me: oh right u wanted to hang out! ithink i slipd and fell and hit my head now im suffering froma minor concussion. did i tell u im also pregenant? xoxo sofia

ashley: o-M-G u r pregnant!1? omg what if ur fall killd the baby? im calling an amublence.

me: no pls dont, im OK. imean obviously how wouldw i text u if i wrer not ok?? god damit ashley use ur stupdi brain!1

ashley: if my brain is stupid how do i uses it?! god, sofia. ur so annoying. bye.

And tat was possinbly the end of our 5 year frirendship. iwas crying so i decided to call my boyfriend harryr.

dialing...

"omg harry baeb i is pregnant1!" i sckream into fone

"wat" harry says

"u big dum ifiot" i sighed.

"i am not a big dumb idiot." he arggued. "aslo, we didnt een do the sxe how r u prenant????????????????"

"o." i laughed nerovuisly. "idk"

"u cheted on me????????????????????" he mad.

"npo theres a misunderesrtandng!" i cri into phone.

"we r over. badbye sofia." ten he hung up.

i sobbd for hours.

THE END. I know, everyone's upset that this is over, and I'm sorry. There will possibly be an epilogue. If I'm not feeling lazy af. Hahaha. No promises.