Chapter One
HOLY POTATOES. i just got back from the shoe store and i saw 1d there. i was like oh my lord good lord macoroni and cheese this cannot be happening to me! i ran over to them and just like asked for their # which i got! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this is so exciting for me! ive never got a guy who actually liked me befor! i think i'm gonna die.
potatoes potatoes potatoes potatoes potatoes. lollipops. im starving. holy cheesesticks. im like dying from being overly excited. my heart might stop.... okay im good okay so i got a piece of bread from the cabinets and ate it with nutella. i was like o. m. g. i loved it! it tasted like heaven.
im sitting here talking to niall who was laughing every 5 minutes. then all of a sudden, i fell of my chair. i wa sjust like holy grapes! how did i fall? now i am very very bored so i will start talking to lou. i called up louis and our convo went a little like this:
" holy cake. you're louis tomlinson! " said me.
" no sausage girlfranndddd. " he said.
" well im sleepy goodnight. "
" our convo only lasted for about 30 seconds. "
" eh. " and with that i hung up
A/N This is what I do in my spare time. Yes.
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How to Write a Horrible Story
FanfictionNot necessarily how to write one, but this is an example of a crappy story. It's a great one in my opinion. B^)
